YOU DID WHAT IN MY POOL!?!

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DancingDodo vs Alaskapidgeon

1v1
DP
no helds

DD: Bulbasaur
AP: Shelgon

Bulba stalled forever... and still lost

AP: 1k
DD: .5k
Me: .5k

Wages: 58.5k

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DancingDodo vs Alaskapidgeon

1v1
DP
no helds

DD: Bulbasaur
AP: Shelgon

Bulba stalled forever... and evolved into Ivysaur

AP: 1k
DD: .5k
Me: .5k

Wages: 59k

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DancingDodo vs Alaskapidgeon

1v1
DP
no helds

DD: Ivysaur
AP: Shelgon

Ivysaur is a sleep whoring ho-bag

DD: 1k
AP: .5k
Me: .5k

Wages: 59.5k

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Alaskapidgeon vs Noble One

2v2
DP
no helds

AP: Shelgon, Garchomp
N1: Lucario, Espeon

LolLuc sucks. And Garchomp killed things.

AP: 1k
N1: .5k
Me: 1k

Wages: 60.5k

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Feng vs JokesterJesse

1v1
DP
no helds

Feng: Porygon2
JJ: Grimer

Actually close, lol

Feng: 1k
JJ: .5k
Me: .5k

Wages: 61k

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Dewford Gym Battle
Leader HelloImKers vs Nyurgh

3v3
Revo
no helds
OHKO/Frz Clauses

HIK: Infernape, Gallade, Breloom
Nyurgh: Gyarados, Infernape, Rotom-O

After Nape was KO'd by Gyara, Kers was always a little behind.

Nyurgh: 2k, Knuckle Badge, TM Focus Punch
HIK: 1k
Me: 1.5k

Wages: 62.5k

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Ikamuzu vs Monbrey

1v1
DP
no helds

Ika: Magikarp
Mon: Omanyte

Karps deadly tackle + flail combo almost ended it

Mon: 1k
Ika: .5k
Me: .5k

Wages: 63k

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Ikamuzu vs Monbrey

1v1
DP
no helds

Ika: Magikarp
Mon: Omanyte

Karps deadly splash + flail combo almost ended it

Mon: 1k
Ika: .5k
Me: .5k

Wages: 63.5k

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Ikamuzu vs Monbrey

1v1
DP
no helds

Ika: Magikarp
Mon: Nincada

Krap still needs to earn its stripes

Mon: 1k
Ika: .5k
Me: .5k

Wages: 64k

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Pastoria Gym Battle
Leader Marshy vs DancingDodo

4v4
DP No Items
Helds Allowed Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Sleep Clause
Rain Weather

Marshy: Empoleon, Ludicolo
DD: Mr. Mime, Lanturn, Togekiss, Venusaur

Marshy was elated to fight a Mr. Mime... not much else really happened, Ludi just did some sweeping.

Marshy: 2k
DD: 1k
Me: 2k

Wages: 66k

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FFA

Hit all hit one
Redirects fail
Imprison/Encore banned
Intimidate banned
Evasion banned
Every other turn is Auto-Taunt

I don't think that they understood they were being trolled when I "got really pissed" at the end



Oh, and Seaking tore shit up

Near @ Jolt: 13th place 1k
LS @ Latias: 12th Place 1k
P12 @ Kingdra A: 11th Place 1k
Husnain @ Rattata: 10th Place 1.5k
Sec @ Tentacruel: 9th Place 2k
FutureAlaska @ Gyarados: 8th Place 2.5k
Feng @ Dunsparce: 7th Place 3k
Bee @ Relicanth: 6th Place 3.5k
Kers @ Togepi: 5th Place 4k
AceTrainer @ Garchomp: 4th Place 4.5k
Magik @ Seaking A: 3rd Place 5k
MiloticGirl @ Kingdra B: 2nd Place 5.5k
Derian @ Seaking B: 1st Place 6k

I get 6.5k

Wages: 72.5k

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AceTrainer14 vs HelloImKers

1v1
DP
no helds

AT: Turtwig
HIK: Elekid

Electric is weak to grass

AT: 1k
HIK: .5k
Me: .5k

Wages: 73k

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Petalburg Gym Battle
Leader Ataro vs BumbleBee16

4v4
DP
Helds
Slp/Frz/OHKO clause

Ataro: Ambipom, Togekiss, Miltank, Porygon-Z
BB: Metagross, Salamence, Gardevoir, Infernape

This was so damn long... BB didn't lost any mons but Meta who exploded leaving Ataro with only Ambi... and then Ataro forefeited.

BB: 2k, Balance Badge, TM Substitute
Ataro: 1k
Me: 2k

Wages: 75k

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Near vs Marshy

3v3
DP
no helds
slp/frz/OHKO clauses

Near: Infernape, Jolteon, Gengar
Marshy: Sceptile, Starmie

Starmie raped Nape, Sceptile took the rest.

Marshy: 1k
Near: .5k
Me: 1.5k

Wages: 76.5k

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Elite 4 Battle

E4 Marth vs BumbleBee16

6v6
Revo
Helds
Slp/Frz/OHKO Clauses

Bee: Togekiss, Weavile, Jolteon, Metagross, Starmie, ?
Marth: Infernape, Alakazam, Tyranitar, Metagross, Weavile, Salamence

Marshy reffed the first half, so maybe he could fill in some holes for me... Anyway, when I started reffing, Marth had lost Metagross and Infernape. Alakazam was paralyzed and already damaged. Bee's Metagross bullet punched Marth's Zam on a switch in and then Zam was KO'd. Marth's Weavile came in, dealt some damage to Bee's Metagross and slowed it down. Then Marth's TTar, his other remaining Pokemon, came in and EQ'd Meta for a KO. Bee still have quite a few options left, including Infernape, but for some reason he chose his Weavile. Weavile KO'd Ttar with little resistance and Marth decided to forefeit.

Bee: Elite defeated, 4k
Marth: 3k
Me: 2k
Marshy: 2k

Wages: 78.5k