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[Catzeye]

Dawn: Is that...Is that Jesus?
Axew: Praise ye the Lord!
Iris: Oh God, I am not worthy!!

Iris decides to go retro.
Iris: Woah man! Like make love, no war!
Axew: Dudeee...like Dude!
Dawn: I should have never let them near those Oddish leaves.

[97SaturnSL1]

Meowth: now to steal China's intelectual property for the good of team rocket. Muhahahahah

Cilan: Pansage is also a good drying pan
Iris: it is not raining you kid

Onix 1: Whow whow whow! I thought we were taliking to a jigglypuff!
onix 2: Beats me
Onix 3: i thought the same exact same thing also

[BladeLight52]

Meowth: With this weapon, we can wipe out the twerps for sure.
James: I don't understand why we can't build a weapon that is capable of mass destruction. Like a laser that can wipe out towns, cities, or even colonies.
Meowth: And get sued by the Principality of Zeon? I don't think so.
Jessie: That universe has nothing on us! We're the superior universe!
James: Aside of having better story than us, that is.
Tomino *watching Pokemon on TV*:...Wha-What's this...I don't even...*dials OLM*
*cuts to OLM Studio, RIIIIIIIING!!*
Satoshi Okuni (OLM President): Hello?
Tomino (menacingly): Hi there, Okuni.
Okuni: Well, well, if it isn't my good friend "Kill em All" Tomino! How's it going?
Tomino: Why did you reference a piece of my work without my permission!?!
Okuni: Well, my good animated character murderer. We were running out of ideas, so we added a proposal to reference more old time anime, even the most obscure ones like Zeeta...Gundam-whatever the hell that super robot anime of yours is.
Tomino: Obscure? "SUPER" robot? Oh, you are so getting sued, pal! I'll see you in court! *hangs up*
*tone dial, dead silence*
Okuni: Does anybody have a shot of vodka?
Manager *offscreen*: Why?
Okuni: Cause this might be our company's last run.
Manager *offscreen*:...count me in.
Coffee Boy: Me too.

[matt0044]

Meowth: With this weapon, we can wipe out the twerps for sure.
James: I don't understand why we can't build a weapon that is capable of mass destruction. Like a laser that can wipe out towns, cities, or even colonies.
Meowth: And get sued by the Principality of Zeon? I don't think so.
Jessie: That universe has nothing on us! We're the superior universe!
James: Aside of having better story than us, that is.
Tomino *watching Pokemon on TV*:...Wha-What's this...I don't even...*dials OLM*
*cuts to OLM Studio, RIIIIIIIING!!*
Satoshi Okuni (OLM President): Hello?
Tomino (menacingly): Hi there, Okuni.
Okuni: Well, well, if it isn't my good friend "Kill em All" Tomino! How's it going?
Tomino: Why did you reference a piece of my work without my permission!?!
Okuni: Well, my good animated character murderer. We were running out of ideas, so we added a proposal to reference more old time anime, even the most obscure ones like Zeeta...Gundam-whatever the hell that super robot anime of yours is.
Tomino: Obscure? "SUPER" robot? Oh, you are so getting sued, pal! I'll see you in court!

Okuni: Out of curiousity, why were you watching Pokemon?
Tomino: Oh, uh... No reason. SHUT UP! *hangs up*

[Don]

[97SaturnSL1]

Dawn finally discovered rule 34 about the internets


Buneary: good job. now you got us both thrown in jail because you just HAD to steal that poffin.
Piplup: but it was Cherry flavored!

[QUOTE]

THIS IS WHY YOU DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR WITH A WEEDWACKER

[Force Fire]

Ash; A Fire type! no worries, I'll use Snivy!
Oshawott and Pikachu; *sigh*

[cwf1701]

Meowth:Phaser locked onto the Emolga Ship, your orders Captain?
Kirk: Fire at the ship at will, disable his engines and Weapons and as soon as his ship is disabled, beam the apples to the Enterprise.

[Alan Smithee]

Cilan: Ash...what's that?
Ash: It's a frikin Rattata, you idiot. It's also stealing your goods and sparkles.
Cilan: OH NOEZ! MY SPARKLEZ!

And then most of the Onix evolved into Steelix.
Ash: That sort of logic does NOT make sense! It evolves while trading, while holding a Metal Coat!
Iris: I take back all the "Kodomo ne"s.

[Silverwynde]

Onix: Excuse me, but you ladies look lost. Would you need a guide to--?
Dawn and Iris: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Onix: *sigh* Must this happen every single time I try to assist some poor lost soul? Seriously, it's getting tiresome...

[Hellwarden]

Bianca-"So....after all the footage they took....all the kept was me falling down for the new intro?"
Georgia-"At least they didn't cut you out..."
Burgundy-"Well I'm sure they kept me in it....I just...missed myself....That's all...Yeah...definitely!..."

[Trainer Gabriel]

Iris: Oh my gosh! A magnemite!
Dawn: What a kid!

Iris: What? What is it, Dawn?
Dawn: I don't know. But I thought I heard an Onix roar.
Iris: Well, that better not have been what it was, because I do not want to see another Onix here again or...


Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[cwf1701]

Georgia:If I don't get my Emolga Salad in the next 5 minutes I'm out of here.
Bianca: is that who i think it is?
Burgundy: that's Gordon Ramsay!
Georgia: we must be in a bad restaurant if he drops by!

[Duque]

Ash: Thank you, Meloetta! Your tap-dancing thing saved our heads!
Meloetta (inner thought): -SQUEEEEEE!!!- He loves me! He really loves me! Thank you, ballet classes!
Oshawott (in awe): I can see her panties...
Piplup (in awe indeed): She is a pokemon, moron, she doesn't use panties...
Oshawott (perverted inner thought): FU...

[martianmister]

Hikari: "NO TSUTARJA, STOP IT! IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF ANIME!"

Iris: "OH MAI! KIBAGO, LOOK AT HIKARI'S PRESENT FOR ME, AN AUTOMATIC VIBRATOR! IT'S THE BEST PRESENT EVER!!!"

20 seconds later...

Hikari: "Oh God, my vibrator killed them both! What have I done! What an unfortunate incident! Now I can be a main character again..."