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  1. Cyber Jet
    Cyber Jet
    IM GOING TO RAPE YOU..very hard WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

    NOW LINE UP FOR THE RAPE!

    check out the encoled PINGAS!

    Now takes these your balls

    im going to fuck you like a book!
  2. Gligar13
    Gligar13
    The best part from toys gone wild:
    "The home of Challenge Pissing! How does it work? If you can piss 6 feet straight in the air, then you get NO DOWN PAYMENT!"
  3. Snicker1
    Snicker1
    Tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat?
  4. PokemonLeagueChamp
    PokemonLeagueChamp
    It's time to unleash my body parts, and fuck Sonic like a bug! Ahahahaha!

    *phone rings*
    Robotnik: What do you want?
    Penis Guy: Penis. Penis penis penis....
    Robotnik: SILENCE! How many times do I have to tell you to do something useful with your spare time?!
    Penis Guy: ..........Penis penis penis penis penis.
    Robotnik: *hangs up*
  5. Gligar13
    Gligar13
    From "015- Sexy Garchaump is Sexy ":

    Takato: "Miss Nami can you fuck me?"
    Ms Nami: (in TF2 Heavy voice) "NO!"

    On the bus later:
    Random Kid: "Hey where's that microphone? Nothing like a song to make the trip more plesant"
    (in low pitched guy voice)"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGLYPUFFFFFFFFFFF"

    And from Oi Shinji 4:

    Dude with flamethrower: "HIT EM AGAIN!"
    (someone screams)
    "Hit em again!"
    (someone screams again)
  6. AlexandraTheZoroark
    AlexandraTheZoroark
    Lady Irene: I'm pregnant and I think my dicks broke
    Lucario: Is it a boy or a girl?
    Shoop da Whoop: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZEH!!!!!
    (Shoops Lucario)

    *This was from Lucario and the Mystery of YTP Part 2, I case if your wondering*
  7. Pokémad
    Pokémad
    MAH BOI, true DINNER is what all GAY LUIGI strive for!

    WTF? Boooooooooooooom

    Fuck your ass.

    But Squidward! The sky had a POKÉMON! That's no POKÉMON, that a SHIT!
  8. Gligar13
    Gligar13
    From Dawn fails at Pokemon:
    Mom: Are you up
    Dawn: No
    Mom: Are you up
    Dawn: No
    Mom: Are you up
    Dawn (screamo voice): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    (later)

    Dawn: I can (beep) you like a book piplup
    (Piplup epicly pecks dawn)
  9. Egghatch
    Egghatch
    "Now I'm not perfect. I've eaten ice cream, and apple pie, and ice cream, and my medicine, and people with DIABEETUS."
    I have no idea why that makes me laugh so much... :P
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