Chad Warden ate all of the spaghetti! /cries
YOU MUST DIE! *zap zap*
Hmm......... King: Mah boi, this Wii is what all true warriors strive FOR! Link: NO! King: Whot? Link: Wii shits, Playstation cool, huh? King: Whot's this shit? Link: Playsta- King: WROOOOOONNGGGG!!!! Link: ......I can't wait to bomb the king! King: OAH! Morshu: Bombs? You want it? Link: Yes! Morshu: It's yours, my friend..... Link: YEEES! Morshu: ...as long as you have enough rupees. Link: ......... Morshu: MMMMM? Link: What the fawk?!
^ LOL, where'd you get that?
Made it up, I may well make this one. I'll post the link if I do.
Here's one from "Dinner at Ganon's". Wizard (whatever his name is): Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have invited us over for dinner. King: Hmm. I wonder what's for dinner? Wizard: It is written: "Only SPAGHETTI is for dinner." Link: Great! I'll get my knife and fork. Wizard: There is no time. Or else dinner will BUUURRRNN!!
Gwonam; Your majesty, Ganon and... King: SILENCE! Gwonam: Die, your majesty, DIE! King: After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then, after you've scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon, then, after you're scrubbed all the floors in Koridai, then, YOU MUST DIE!!!! Gwonam: Your omnipotence, have MERCY! King: Have mercy? Gwonam: Please! King: OAH HO HO HO HA HA HA HA HA HA! King: NO! *gunshot* Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here! King: Mah boi, I wonder whot's for dinner? Link: Oh bo- King: DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER. Link:.......I just wonder what Ganon's up- King: DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER Gwonam: Your majesty, Ganon and his minions, have seized.... :O King: ....DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER. Gwonam: Enough is enough. King: Whot's the problem? Gwonam: Your majesty, here's the problem. Ganon and his minions have bombed the island of Koridai. King: Hmmm. I wonder whot's for dinner? Gwonam: :O Gwonam: Each of you must die!
THE FIRE!!! IT BURNS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!