Just quote something, someone, or somerandom. May the quote be truly said or not, no one cares. I'll start:
"Change! Anyone got any change for me?" - Obama when he was a homeless guy.
If you have no enemies, you have no character
- Paul Newman.
I am bender, please isert girder.
No one posts here anymore
You know it's true.
An allaince built upon hatred is a fragile alliance at best.
"Carl, and he'll pick up the laundry too~"
- Carl's song, Phineas and Ferb.
"Do we take prisoners?"
The short conversation between a squad of battle droids and an injured clone trooper before he blows himself and them up.
"I object. That was... objectionable..."
"Query:Should we shoot some meatbags to cheer ourselves up, Master?"
"And it'll cost you... 1 million dollars!"
"Oh wait, I mean... 100 billion dollars!"
- Dr. Evil's conversation with the UN in the first Austin Powers movie.