Noobiverse Timeline

While lurking for some time during my one-month ban, I've been checking on this club. After seeing the timelines, I decided to do something similar. Excuse me if it's vague. Here's a quick key:

B.A.: Before Arceus
P.C.: Pre Cetchum
C.E.: Common Era

Here goes:

13 Billion B.A.

Outer Space

Big Bang Event, Universe Created

1 B.A.

Outer Space

Arceus is born from Cosmic Egg

PokeEarth

Mortal Life is created by Arceus
The Archangels (Palkia, Dialga, Giratina) are created
Extradimensional beings (Lake Trio, Jirachi, Mew) appear to Arceus, who takes them in

300 Million P.C.

Kanto, Johto, Hoenn

Life evolves beyond multicellular slime, producing creatures like Kabutops, Omastar, Cradily, and Armaldo

Sinnoh

Tectonic plates collide and make Mt. Coronet, which Giratina claims as his place

Isshu

Zekrom (death), Reshiram (life), and Kyuurem (nothingness) are created when Arceus notes that Pokemon populations are very volatile; should Mortals kill eachother, Reshiram would create new life; should Mortals become too populous, Zekrom would annhilate alll of them; should Arceus become bored with creation, Kyuurem would cause the Big Crunch and restart the universe

250 Million P.C.

Isshu

Zekrom and Groudon, after being tempted by Giratina, created a massive bout of global warming that kills 90% of Life on PokeEarth

Sinnoh

Giratina is punished for its evils by Arceus, who seals it in the Distortion World

Hall of Origins

After seeing the damage caused by Giratina, Arceus decides to create the Hall of Origins as a place where the Alpha Pokemon can watch over all the world from

Kanto

Mew hides itself in the Cerulean Cave

Hoenn

Groudon and Kyogre fight, causing a large storm that spreads what is left of the continent across the rest of the world

100 Million P.C.

Sinnoh and Isshu

Life diversifies, dinosaurs (ie; Garchomp and Rampardos) and birds (ie; Archeos and Aerodactyl) come into existence

Hoenn

The Regis are created by Arceus

Jirachi settles on an island in the Hoenn Sea

40 Million P.C.

PokeEarth

A large meteor crashes into the planet, containing Deoxys

Most dinosaurs and dragons go extinct, mammals and birds become more prominent

Ice Age starts

500,000 P.C.

PokeEarth

Arceus takes a few ancient mammalian Pokemon and turn them into Humans, put human life on earth

50,000 P.C.

Sinnoh

Fire is created by human beings

Hoenn

The boat is created by human beings

Johto and Kanto

Politics is created when the two dominant tribes (Kantoans and Johtonans) meet and make peace after a long war

Isshu

Culture and production reach an all-time high in Isshuan tribes

10,000 P.C.

Sinnoh

The Shironan Tribe founds the first known civiilization; many of their relics, such as the Star Piece, Stardust, and large lithographs, can be found all over the Sinnoh Underground; Arcean religion (or Arceism) is born

Johto, Kanto, and Hoenn

The Bronze Age starts

Isshu

Humanity seems to 'dissapear' for 8,000 years. Some very dogmatic people claim that Kyuurem lost control of its powers, causing the reigon to be put into stasis; others say the Golden Age seen earlier had ended, and people went back to animalistic lifestyles, which is why no artifacts can be found from this era

5,000 P.C.

Sinnoh, Johto, Kanto, and Hoenn

After the Shironan Empire invents boats, it raids other lands, failing all attempts to conquer people; instead, civilization rises in these places, and local religions are elaborated (or, Arceism is adopted)

Isshu

Humanity is still missing in action; Pokemon are even unpresent in the fossil record at this point

Orre

A large Shironan armada loses its way and lands here, creating Phenac City

1,000 P.C.

Orre

Empress Shirona IX discovers the presence of Orrean people, sends prisoners to the area to expand upon the region

Hoenn

Daigo the Great sets up a trade route with the Kantohjans, marking what many call 'the birth of international affairs'

Kanto

Mew is discovered in Cerulean Cave, worshipped; Apricorn-based 'Pokeballs' are invented when a man is given a vision from Arceus to use the move Hidden Power on a hollowed fruit to make said device

Johto

Lugia, Ho-oh, the Three Birds, and the Three Beasts are created by Arceus when he notices the Johtonans and Kantonans have no religion

Isshu

After 8,000 years of being unpresent, Life makes a reappearance, causing a massive deposit in the fossil record, leaving bones and artifacts of all kinds in the sedimentary rock. This layer of sediment has been recorded to be a half-mile deep, and chock-full of stuff

500 P.C.

Sinnoh

The Shironan Empire suddenly falls, completely dissapearing

Kanto, Johto, Hoenn

A massive war breaks out when a broken alliance causes the three reigons to fight; Johto seperates from Kanto; Hoenn conquers the Sevii Islands; Brass Tower burns

Isshu

Culture in Isshu reaches another Golden Age, most of modern Isshu is built within a century of this time period

Orre

Orre goes into the state of eternal infighting and corruption it is known for

0 P.C.

Kanto

Sir Ashe Cetchum appears in a bright light; challenges the local landlords of each city, succsessfully defeating each one's Pokemon with a Pikachu; people start to become angry when they find out their leaders are weak; a revolution is waged through many people continuously defeating the landlords in battle, weakening the government to breaking point

Johto

Ashe comes to Johto, babbling as usual about how he came from the future; defeats all Johtonan landlords; people here decide to copy him, not to revolt, but for sport, using Apricorn balls to contain Pokemon

Arceus sees the potential of the sport; makes a code of rules for the people of Johto to go by when going on their journeys; bestowing them upon a rock in the Indigo Plateau where a large castle stood

Sinnoh

Hoennians repopulate Sinnoh, mingling with the remnants of Shironan culture

Hoenn

While attempting to reestablish trade with Johto and Kanto, Hoenn picks up the sport of the Pokemon Journey, passes it on to Sinnohan people

150 C.E.

Johto, Kanto, Sinnoh, Hoenn

Pokemon Journeys become a viable job, due to the fact that other trainers found it fun to battle eachother whilist gambling; governments find it a good way to make people conform to their rules, and make their government systems entirely devoted to the life of a trainer; ruling parties find it easy to keep bad politics away from the public eye when everyone is absorbed in exploring and socializing with others; the four countries assemble and dub themselves 'The Nation', with each reigon lead by a master trainer known as a Champion

Isshu

Isshu makes contact with The Nation, spreading ideas to it

Orre

The first 'Evil Team' or a group of trainers devoted to organized crime, is formed

1900 C.E.

The Nation

Government officals bend historical records to edit Ashe Cetchum's original journey, in order to mask the possibility of using Pokemon to cause damage to the government

Sinnoh

Champion Shirona V purges out those of Hoennian descent, to ensure the 'purity' of her reigon's people. Postmodernists find this event to be rather horrific, especially since the people eagerly followed her orders, even if it meant killing dear friends, family members, or even allowing themselves to be slain

Hoenn, Kanto, Johto

Technology advances rather quickly, Pokeball is invented

1921 C.E.

Sinnoh

Champion Cynthia I is born to Shirona V

Kanto

Professor Rose is born

1969-1999 C.E.

The Nation:

Sinnoh

Events of Tarnished Gold (Chapter I: Part I - Chapter II: Part I) occur

Events of Stainless Steel occur

2004 C.E.

Kanto

Events of Pokemon Anime (Seasons 1-2) occur

Hoenn

Events of Pokemon Emerald occur

2007 C.E.

Sinnoh

Events of Tarnished Gold Chapter II: Part II occur

Johto

Events of HeartGold/SoulSilver occur

2010 C.E.

Hoenn

Events of Stay Tuned, Folks occur

Champion Cynthia II mysteriously dissapears during a violent time-space anomaly

Pokemon Nation

Events of Stay Tuned, Folks: Roving Reporters occur

Orre

Events of Colosseum, Ranger, and Trozei! occur

2014 C.E.

Isshu

Events of Black & White (The_Noob Edition) occur

Pokemon Nation

Major revolution stemming from Isshu tears apart the government, normal citizens, now enlightened, take control

Orre

Events of XD occur

2004 C.E.

Kanto

Events of Rival's Story occur

Wait, what? I thought Rivals' Story was in an entirely different 'verse, the Rivalsverse. Is that a mistake or has Gama agreed you can have your own version?

^^
Fixed.

Also, the "Hoenn" header should be above the thing about Stainless Steel.

And just so everybody knows, Stainless Steel is supposed to be fairly self-contained, and is meant to be able to fit neatly into any universe, including the "Noobiverse".