Recent events have proven themselves as concerning to our, and by extension, Lord Stunfisk's goals. First off, if you haven't been paying attention to the Skype group, Antichrist Junichi Masuda will strike soon. It turns out that every Pokemon released in Gen VI will be Fire/Fighting. It will be horrible; the internet will shut down, the streets will rage with the fires of butthurt....it'll be the beginning of the Apocalypse.
Although Lord Stunfisk is all knowing and all powerful, it never hurts to have a little help. I met with the leader of the so-called "Magikarp Cult", some stupid fake cult that worships a red fish. This is how it went. Originally Posted by Neosquid Your cult sucks. Regardless, assuming you aren't Masuda's slave boys, you should help us Stunfisk Cult members steal the giant golden Stunfisk statue (the source of most of his power) from Castle Masuda, so we can destroy it in the fires of Mt. Stunfisk, located in some South American forest. It's the only way to stop the apocalypse. Originally Posted by Magikarp Cult Leader No thanks. If any landmass or location is named after Stunfisk, clearly it's hell on earth... wait a damn minute, that's it!! Mt. Stunfisk is literally hell on earth. You're the Masuda slavers who want their occult statue of 'fisk back! You'd simply use us in order t' destroy us! I'm ont' you bastards, y'all ain't gonna get away with this. I'd sooner partner with 'Bass 'n friends than let you and your Antichrist obtain this unholy demonfisk power. Originally Posted by Neosquid
Where is your evidence? I'll have you know that Masuda stole that statue from the legendary Ancient Stunfisk Cult and tarnished it with his dark power, and Fire/Fighting. If we were allied with Masuda this world would already be destroyed, it couldn't stand up to the power of the Antichrist, Lord Stunfisk, and the giant golden Stunfisk statue. Regardless of your (retarded) stance, the fact is that Antichrist Masuda is causing some serious shit to go down. What will it be, Mr. Dirge? Will you ally with us to defeat this menace? Or will you foolishly defy us? Originally Posted by Magikarp Cult Leader Do you take me for a fool? Stunfisk, powerful? I'm quite sure that statue is nothin' more than a huge lump of jew-gold Masuda plans to boil down to further fund his campaigns of darkness. No sir, I am not the fool here. It is you and your brethren who are the jesters in this fishy play, y'all who fail t' see the disposable, replaceable tools you're bein' used as.
I now extend a hand of salvation to you, Mr. Atack. Join us or fall from what little glory your pathetic groupies might of somehow gathered for themselves as Masuda chews you of y'all's worth and hastily spits you out onto the street like chewin' tobacco. Stunfisk is naught but one of many ploys Masuda has falsely created to steal glory and influence from the 'Karp's benevolent grasp. And to aid in such heinous acts, you would be branded the most sinister of heretics. Not even the 'Karp would grant mercy on a soul crooked as that. Are you truly that evil? To bite the hand that feeds you!? TO DEFY YOUR GOD?! Originally Posted by Neosquid WHAT? Mr. Dirge, this is preposterous. Either you are truly on the braindead path, or Masuda's gotten to you somehow. Either way, you've established yourself as an inconvenience to Lord Stunfisk's holy plans. You must be eliminated. You and all your foolish cult members will taste bitter defeat! Or should I say, spicy defeat! In the fires of Mt. Derp! Your words have created you a formidable enemy, fool! Originally Posted by Magikarp Cult Leader Then the die is cast, your destiny sealed in the menology of time. I tried to save my fellow Guru from his own ignorance, his own madness... but lamentably to no avail. You've no inkling of the anguish I'll suffer when the time comes to end you, but that matters little. It seems there's nothing left for me to say. If you've resigned yourself to such a miserable fate, then I too will shoulder that burden.
... ... ... Truly, there is no worse enemy than a beloved brother. As you can clearly see, the man is delusional. Whether the Magikrap Cult is allied with Antichrist Masuda or not, we can't be sure, but it's obvious that we're going to have some sort of conflict with them in the near future, probably. We also need a game plan to stop Masuda. We need to break into Castle Masuda (which is in an undetermined location), steal the giant golden Stunfisk statue (the source of most of Masuda's power, unknown size) and throw it into the fires of Mt. Stunfisk, where it was created. We have determined that Mt. Stunfisk is probably somewhere in South America, we need to find it and Castle Masuda quickly. Also, in order to break into the castle when we find it, we need a decoy to distract the Antichrist. The statue's size is also a variable, we don't know how difficult it will be to transport.
If you have any ideas, please post. As a reminder, we need ways to: Locate Castle MasudaLocate Mt. StunfiskGet a decoy to distract Masuda while we break into the CastleCarry the statue to Mt. StunfiskDeal with any interferances the "Magikarp Cult" might make
On a final note, beware of Mutie (Feralize), who is known to be a member of the Magikarp Cult. Keep your guard up around her. That's all. I'd like to have these plans ready within a day or two, by the way.
What is this Magikarp Cult >:/ They cannot possibly beat Stunfisk.
We may need a way to distract Masuda so he can't attack with his Fire/Fighting army, as well as this Magikarp cult.
Originally Posted by Shiny Celebi What is this Magikarp Cult >:/ They cannot possibly beat Stunfisk.
We may need a way to distract Masuda so he can't attack with his Fire/Fighting army, as well as this Magikarp cult. Maybe we could capture someone to use as a decoy?
Well we know his hideout is in Japan. It is most likely a location related to one of the in-game locations in one of the Pokemon games from gens 1-4. Our biggest clue is that he is a troll, so we need to find the most trollish place in any gen 1-4 game. That will probably lead us to his hideout.
Also I've heard whispers of a silver magikarp statue as well...
Originally Posted by TheMissingno. Well we know his hideout is in Japan. It is most likely a location related to one of the in-game locations in one of the Pokemon games from gens 1-4. Our biggest clue is that he is a troll, so we need to find the most trollish place in any gen 1-4 game. That will probably lead us to his hideout.
Also I've heard whispers of a silver magikarp statue as well... Caves yeah caves I am think of caves with buttloads of annoying pokes like zubat and rattata.
So what is the most annoying cave in get 1-4.
And that silver magikarp is rumored to be made by Antichrist Masuda to try to out do the Stunfisk statue in power.
He didn't succeed thought but it still holds power, we don't want that to fall in to the hand of those lunatics of the magikarp cult
There's also Oreburgh City, which is where Stealth Rock first reared its ugly head. A mine, perhaps...?
Okay, so in the Skype chat, we've determined some things and came up with plans.
We found out that Castle Masuda is very likely in space, on an asteroid, where Masuda and his minions are mining for resources. Specifically, Stealth Rocks. Yes, that's right, Stealth Rocks come from space. How else would they be able to levitate? We're going to genetically engineer some Fire/Flying Magikarp to use as probes; the ones that get near Castle Masuda, which is somehow evading detection from our satellites, should get severely injured. This also doubles as a way to mock the Magikarp Cult. We can then home in on his base from there.
Certain Pokemon, such as Gigalith, Golem, Steelix, and Crustle can learn Stealth Rock by level up. This indicates that Antichrist Masuda must be genetically engineering them somehow, which is concerning, because this means that he could use genetic engineering as a dangerous weapon. Speaking of Stealth Rock, Castle Masuda is probably made up of them.
To make sure that our plans play out correctly, we need to travel to the future to see how things went. We decided that we could hijack Chrono Trigger's Epoch, a flying time machine. Of course, to do this, we need to have ways to travel across the multiverse. That's where Mike Tyson comes in. Mike Tyson, being the Key to the Universe (go to around 3:50 if you don't wanna watch the whole thing), should be able to break us out of this universe and into the Chrono Trigger universe. We kidnap Mike Tyson by using tuna, and initiate the plan from there.
Any objections? We still need a decoy for when we invade Castle Masuda. There's the option of tricking the Magikarp Cult into attacking Castle Masuda too, for this "Silver Magikarp Statue". They would make a decent decoy.
No objections, but we need something to get more commitment from our cult members. Like um, honor the day of stunfisk the Wedenesday
We need to change our avatars, signatures, and locations to match and spread more awareness and our ways to the rest of the forum. We are in the shadows. :(