Such as gorging someone's eyes out.
Or being your microphone as you scream/sing David Bowie at the top of your lungs in the middle of a park at 3 am while it is raining and pouring and a Tuesday.
Nah, they're best for carving random phone-numbers into the sides of cars
Your all wrong, sporks are used for scraching on chalkbords during luch when you are stuck inside.
I guess a backscratcher could be a good quality.
Eat soup AND meat!
And then gorge someone's eyes out!
A catapult for peas at lunch!
OR a catapult for cereal!