I wonder if I have a fan club that I've never come across and secretly worships me as the Great Makuhita Lord and makes plush sacrifices in my name and plans to ransack other fan clubs and deface them with pictures of me in order to spread my influence throughout the world so that all people may worship the one and only true lord, the Great Makuhita Lord Who is Devilishly Modest. *searches for underground cult in my name* Nope, I guess not.
