It is illegal to put coins in one's ears.
Billboards are not allowed.
You may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
In New Jersey:
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sundays.
You may not slurp your soup. (WTF?)
Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.
In West Virginia:
Whistling underwater is prohibited.
For each act of public swearing a person will be fined one dollar.
It is illegal to sleep on a train.
In Florida, it's illegal for a comedian to imitate animals. No joke!