11.Put,"The Most Dumbest Kinda of Pokemon fan, the Shi**er" in your sig :P
12.Have her evaluate your post for political correctness.
13.Say Musashi has a nasty temper.
14.Have her watch,"My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic!" for 2 hours straight.
15.Say Iris and Cabernet are the best "Purple shade" colored girls in the show.
16.Spam her with Why James is the best member of team rocket links
17. Misspell Jessie's name, eg, Jesse.