"You'll probably see the Kraken and experience getting seasick! After all, it could only cost you your life, and you got that for free!" - sailor in Summers who takes you to Scaraba
Anything any Mr. Saturn says in any game, beep beep! Dakota!
"Hey, sidewalk! Get out of my way!" - Runaway Guy member
DAKOTA! - Mr. Saturn, as mentioned by @Piximon.
Do you know whose bones are on display here? The answer is...your bones. My bones. Bone's bones. Bone bone bone.
-random guy in the museum
Random person- "Name this Beatles song--XXXterday."
"Zombie Paper is a sucess, so I hope someone comes up with "pretty girl paper". - Random man in the Threed circus