Who would be the top and who would be the bottom? I think I'd be at top. (I see myself as a Scott and him as sort of a Piplup.)
And no, this ship is not (nor will it ever will be) canon. Bitch hasn't even bought me any flowers.
Take turns. :P But it has hints! Yes yes, all in good fun~ Who wants flowers when you can get CHOCOLATE?
You never disagreed with me so you are more awesome!