Plankton:''Oh yeah? Well I smell.. ugh he's right''
(From the episode where Spongebob, Patrick and Krabs hunt for the Flying Dutchman's treasure)
Krabs:''Hey, I'm their captain! Where's my reward?!''
Flying Dutchman:''Oh here a reward for the captain!''
Krabs:''Huh? That's just some plastic!''
I loved the box episode, especially when Spongebob did the "IMAGINATION" thing
I also like the chocolate one. "CHOCOLATE? DID YOU SAY CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE?CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!"
My all-time favorite is the one where Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr Krabs got out of the water and onto land, got attacked by seagulls, and Sandy coming up and attacking the seagulls. The end is funny, with naked seagulls laying against the palm tree and saying "Hooray". I just LOVE that episode, it was sooo funny!
Haaahaaahaaa all of them, but the Dying For Pie episode is classic, especially at the end xD
Oh yeah, also loveloveLOVE the songs in Spongebob (8)
"IT'S THE BEEEESST DAAAYYY EEEEVVEERR!!!!"
"I'M PATRICK!!! I'M PATRRIIIICKKK!!! And, um, uh...I dunno what I wish for..."
SpongeBob: And you get to talk tough! ("tough" voice) This town ain't big enough fer the two of us! Patrick: Hey, let me try! Uh... Hey, punk. Heh-heh.
Oh, my God, I LOL'd at that.
Another funny one:
"Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza. for you and me!"
That was from the pizza episode
Sponge: Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza
Squidward: And my feet are killing me
The ugly barnacle story
The crazy random santa claus in the Christman episode
The park ranger guy who had a magic conch
sb:patrick say that again
sb:no the other thing
pat:no the other thing
sb:no the thing before you-
pat:no the thing before you-
sb:never mind! I have an idea!
pat:never mind! I have an idea!
(this is based off of memory so it's probably a bit wrong)
SB: I know who this ship belongs to, but I can't put my finger on it *is standing right next to barrel that says "Property of the Flying Dutchman"*
FD: WHO DARES DISTURB THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!?
SB: That's it! This ship belongs to the Red Baron!
FD: Anyone else want to take a trip through the Fly of Despair?