Spongebob: Excuse me, sir. I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.
Scooter: Not at all, boy.
*he smells Spongebob's bad breath*
when spongebob hooks squidwards nose then rips it off. then when he hoops krabs' millionth dollar
From the episode Chocolate With Nuts:
Spongebob: "Patrick, flatter the customer. Make them feel good."
Customer: "Why hello there."
Patrick: "I love you."
My funny moment was when Spongebob and Patrick became invisible, when they made a wooden puppet out of Squidward, when Squidward played skill crane, when Mr.Krabs made Krabby Land and many more
Twinkle twinkle Patrick Star! I made myself a sandwich. My mommy named it Fred! It tastes like beans and bacon, and smells like it's been DEAD! Writing stuff is hard, so I use a pointy pencil. Pointy pointy pointy pointy pointy point! P U what's that horrible smell?
*insert drum solo*
I have a head, it ends in a point. Pointy pointy pointy pointy pointy point! This song is over, except for this line! You win this round. BROCCOLI!
and then every one who heres it dies
Spongebob- "Patrick, your genius is showing."
Patrick-*covering his [censored]* "Where??"
Haha, its negative, but funny. =D
opposite day- funniest episode EVER
Patrick: Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. Spongebob: That didn't help at all
I like Patar, Spongegar, and Squidwag (cavepeople) XDD!