You've finally discovered faster than light travel.
You land at Alpha Centuri, full of pride.
You see a single suited figure on the horizon.
Lassie here's Tim calling for help cuz the dumb kid fell down a damn well, so the dog goes to tell the ppl to help...but who-tell me- who GOT THERE FIRST???
Wimpy trainers in your neighborhood.
Who ya gonna call?
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK!!!!!
Sho, a fucking guy with fucking lame ass hair drives by a fucking house with a fucking window open and takes a fucking picture of a girl naked. However, he fucking flips shit cuz his fucking thumb covered the fucking picture.
Who the fuck would do a fucking thing like that?
GARY. MO'FUCKING OAK.
(sorry for my foul language):p