Funny Moments in Dueling History

Okay, lately many of us have been sharing our chats in The Planetary Pit Stop, so me and jokool decided to make a discussion here just for this kind of thing.

Please feel free to share either entire chats (be it private, duel, or watcher's) or just really funny moments.

Please do put all chats over 10 lines in length in spoiler tags.






Here's one from a duel happening as I create this discussion

*LockedInMyAsylum's only monster is Master Hyperion with 3300 ATK*
*jokool flip summons his only monster, Hammer Shark*
*jokool activates the trap Fish Depth Charge, tributes Hammer Shark, and targets Hyperion*

LockedInMyAsylum: .....*whacks Jokool with his damn Shark*

Originally Posted by Duelist's Chat

Truthseeker4449: Just so you can rest a little easier
Truthseeker4449: I do not have the card
Truthseeker4449: Fish Depth Charge
LockedInMyAsylum: ....I don't even know/remember what that is.
Truthseeker4449: Tribute one fish
Truthseeker4449: Destroy a monster
LockedInMyAsylum: OH. The card Jokool trolled me with.
Truthseeker4449: I still find it funny that you hit him with his own shark
LockedInMyAsylum: XD
Truthseeker4449: I'm starting to wonder what was I thinking when I made this deck
LockedInMyAsylum: Like, were you high? XD
Truthseeker4449: I don't think so
LockedInMyAsylum: That was a joke.
Truthseeker4449: XYZ summon
LockedInMyAsylum: Aaaahhh!! D:
LockedInMyAsylum has lost 100 life points
LockedInMyAsylum: Damn. No low level monsters.
Truthseeker4449: Uh oh
LockedInMyAsylum: Oh, wait a minute.
Truthseeker4449: Good
LockedInMyAsylum: ....However, I'm nervous about that face-down, so.... no attack this time.
Truthseeker4449: Tio
LockedInMyAsylum has lost 1100 life points
Truthseeker4449: Tip*
Truthseeker4449: don't attack face down monsters with monsters that have low attack
LockedInMyAsylum: I was trying to see if you had Magic Cylinder down.
Truthseeker4449: I wouldn't activatec for the ball
Truthseeker4449: It would do far more damage with Venus
LockedInMyAsylum: Hmm...
LockedInMyAsylum: brb
LockedInMyAsylum: back
Truthseeker4449: I hate having so many options
Truthseeker4449: Tribute
Truthseeker4449: Effect
Truthseeker4449: Okay, Synchro Summon
LockedInMyAsylum: WHAT THE HELL?! I STEP AWAY FOR TWO SECONDS AND THIS HAPPENS!!!!!
Truthseeker4449: allow me to explain
Truthseeker4449: by tribute angler
Truthseeker4449: I can summon a LV 7
Truthseeker4449: by discarding one card
Truthseeker4449: I can activate it's effect
Truthseeker4449: and special summon as many fish as possible
Truthseeker4449: one of which was a tuner
Truthseeker4449: So I synchro summoned
Truthseeker4449: and was just about to activate Scrap Dragon's effect
LockedInMyAsylum: ......*flips you the bird*
LockedInMyAsylum has lost 1400 life points
LockedInMyAsylum has lost 2800 life points
Truthseeker4449: *will spare you this turn
LockedInMyAsylum: ......... *gives up*
Truthseeker4449: Effect
Truthseeker4449: Synchro
LockedInMyAsylum: Who hit me first?
Truthseeker4449: Stardust
LockedInMyAsylum has lost 2500 life points
Truthseeker4449: Then my sharks
LockedInMyAsylum has lost 100 life points
LockedInMyAsylum admitted defeat
Truthseeker4449: My rating increased by 13
Truthseeker4449: I don't like that
Truthseeker4449: Also, I don't run Magic Cylinder in this deck
Truthseeker4449: I run this instead
LockedInMyAsylum: ....You don't like the number 13 either?
Truthseeker4449: No
LockedInMyAsylum: Neither do I.
LockedInMyAsylum: Oh hell.
Truthseeker4449: It's unlimited and I'm not the only one who uses it
Truthseeker4449: Both jokool and Chaosj2 use this card
Truthseeker4449: or at least, have
LockedInMyAsylum: I see.
Truthseeker4449: Hmm....
Truthseeker4449: I should rebuild my main deck into a pure fish deck
LockedInMyAsylum: Good idea.
Truthseeker4449: brb
Truthseeker4449: okay, back
LockedInMyAsylum: Yay. Hey, I have to go do the laundry now. D:
Truthseeker4449: okay, I'll work on this deck a bit
LockedInMyAsylum: I'll see you in a couple of hours. :)
Truthseeker4449: Okay
LockedInMyAsylum: Are you gonna post this?
Truthseeker4449: I wasn't thinking about it, you can if you want
LockedInMyAsylum: Alright. Duel Network club or Pit Stop?
Truthseeker4449: You're choice
Truthseeker4449: Your*
LockedInMyAsylum: That's an ugly turtle.
Truthseeker4449: But it's got good def
Truthseeker4449: now that I think about it
LockedInMyAsylum: I see. It's still ugly, though.
Truthseeker4449: There aren't any cards that I hate just for astentics
LockedInMyAsylum: HAMMER SHARK!!
LockedInMyAsylum: *whacks people with it*
Truthseeker4449: *is squahed*
LockedInMyAsylum: ^*squashed
LockedInMyAsylum: Forgot an "s" in there.
LockedInMyAsylum: /annoying Grammar Nazi at work
Truthseeker4449: I'm not known for winning any prizes at spellig
Truthseeker4449: spelling*
LockedInMyAsylum: I think you type too damn fast.
Truthseeker4449: I have to
Truthseeker4449: You saw how humonity got mad at you
Truthseeker4449: and that really is a punishable offense
LockedInMyAsylum: Yeah. ._.
LockedInMyAsylum: Wait, how?
Truthseeker4449: It's just for taking too long
Truthseeker4449: some people don't like to wait at all
LockedInMyAsylum: Impatient people annoy me so much.
LockedInMyAsylum: Anyway, I gotta go.
Truthseeker4449: bye
Truthseeker4449 has left the duel
LockedInMyAsylum: I'll post this.
LockedInMyAsylum: Damn. ._.

What the O_O.

Quick question: What's the card that Chasoj2 and I use that's unlimited? Dark Bribe?

Dimensional Prison or something. When I rebuilt my deck, I took all of the traps out and replaced them with two copies of the same trap.

Ah yeah, forgot about that one. Here's more chats:

Originally Posted by Duel Chat

Akuraito: That avatar intimidates me greatly. ;_;
jokool: Sorry...
jokool placed a counter on "Mythical Beast Cerberus" in M-3 (now 1)
Akuraito placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 1)
jokool: looks like we're using similar decks
Akuraito: Apparently so. X3 I somehow have never seen that card, though.
jokool: it's an interesting one
Akuraito has lost 50 life points
jokool removed a counter from "Mythical Beast Cerberus" in M-3 (now 0)
jokool: has a major downside....
Akuraito has gained 2000 life points
Akuraito placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 2)
jokool: wait
jokool: hmmm
jokool: tribute
jokool placed a counter on "Magical Marionette" in M-3 (now 1)
Akuraito placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 3)
jokool placed a counter on "Magical Marionette" in M-3 (now 2)
jokool placed a counter on "Magical Marionette" in M-3 (now 3)
jokool placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 1)
Akuraito has lost 2600 life points
Akuraito: I can't just change it to defense, right? ><
jokool: I don't think so
jokool: once a monster has been summoned, you have to wait a turn to change it's position
jokool placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 2)
jokool placed a counter on "Magical Marionette" in M-3 (now 4)
Akuraito: Thought so. ^^; Thank you.
jokool: no problem
jokool placed a counter on "Defender, the Magical Knight" in M-4 (now 1)
jokool placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 3)
jokool placed a counter on "Magical Marionette" in M-3 (now 5)
jokool placed a counter on "Magical Marionette" in M-3 (now 6)
jokool: eff
jokool removed a counter from "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 2)
jokool removed a counter from "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 1)
Akuraito has lost 3200 life points
Akuraito has lost 1600 life points
Akuraito admitted defeat
jokool: gg
Akuraito: Well, that was... ^^; I'm sorry for not giving a good duel. >:<
Akuraito: *><
jokool: it was fine
jokool: I think my deck still needs work, but for now, I guess it's ok
jokool has made a rematch offer
Siding for next duel has begun (1-0-0)
jokool: ......
jokool: aaaaaand I've ran into one of the problems that this deck gives me....
jokool: no low level monsters.......
Akuraito: I had so much trouble with that when I first used spellcasters. X3;
jokool has lost 2800 life points
Akuraito: That card. ;_; It's the bane of my existence, LOL.
jokool: XD
jokool: This deck is all about the spells
jokool: I use that to shut down opponents traps
jokool has lost 2800 life points
jokool: well, here goes nothing
Akuraito: I rely on traps heavily, too, though, so it's really hindering for me. ><
jokool: I do too usually...
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 1)
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 2)
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 3)
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 4)
jokool: don't forget the spell counters on citadel
Akuraito placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 1)
Akuraito placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 2)
jokool: brb
jokool: back
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 5)
Akuraito placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 3)
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 6)
Akuraito: Oh my god. ;_;
Akuraito placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 4)
jokool: XD
Akuraito: 5000?
jokool: once I get a good monster out on the field, I'm almost unstoppable
Akuraito: I can see that. XD
jokool: I think 5100?
jokool: effects that kill monster instantly are killers though...
Akuraito: Ah, yeah, you're right. My bad.
Akuraito: ^^;
Akuraito has lost 3250 life points
Akuraito: Give me a minute... ^^;
jokool: ok
jokool placed a counter on "Defender, the Magical Knight" in M-4 (now 1)
jokool: now I'm unstoppable
jokool:
Akuraito: Now I'm screwed, LOL.
jokool: XD
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 7)
Akuraito placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 5)
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 8)
jokool: Need to add that one to some of my decks
jokool: herald
Akuraito: I've actually never used her effect. X3;
Akuraito: Somehow.
jokool: XD
jokool: it would be awesome in my dragon deck
Akuraito removed a counter from "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 4)
Akuraito removed a counter from "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 3)
Akuraito removed a counter from "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 2)
Akuraito: Effect.
jokool has lost 1000 life points
jokool: eff
jokool removed a counter from "Defender, the Magical Knight" in M-4 (now 0)
Akuraito placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 3)
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 9)
Akuraito placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 4)
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 10)
jokool: One sec
jokool: let me check the atk
jokool: O_O
Akuraito: 4700+1600+1600
jokool: 7900!?
Akuraito: oh dear mothe of astral up in heaven
Akuraito: ;_;
jokool: ROTFL!
Akuraito: wait, one sec...
Akuraito: ._.
Akuraito has lost 4750 life points
jokool: wow
Akuraito admitted defeat

Originally Posted by Watcher's Chat

jokool: Hey Truthseeker4449!
Truthseeker4449: *is stalking again*
Akuraito: /waves
Truthseeker4449: *waves back*
Truthseeker4449: Spellcasters verses spellcasters?
Akuraito: Uh-huh! X3
Truthseeker4449: this should be interesting and very good insperiation for a deck of my
Truthseeker4449: own
Akuraito: 2900 ATK. My god. O_O
Akuraito: Welcome~ X3
Truthseeker4449: That's not too bad
LockedInMyAsylum: *yawns loudly* Hello. -w-
Truthseeker4449: Weclome back
Akuraito: Considering my hand? And that he's banned traps? ;_;
Truthseeker4449: I don't know what's in your hand
LockedInMyAsylum: Thanks. I decided to take a nap instead of doing my laundry. I got dizzy trying to load up the clothes nto the hamper.
LockedInMyAsylum: ....Huh. Blizzard Princess not only looks like an adult Squid Girl, she also reminds me of Sayaka Miki from Puella Magi Madoka Magica.... or I'm just too tired to think straight.
Truthseeker4449: I personally don't really see a resomblnce to either
Truthseeker4449: But she has a very nice effect
jokool: Hey LIMA!
Truthseeker4449: Hang on, i'll check it
jokool: k
LockedInMyAsylum: Hey! :D
Truthseeker4449: 5100
Akuraito: If only Defender was here, LOL.
jokool: thanks TS
LockedInMyAsylum: Hey Akuraito, would it be okay if I dueled you after Jokool?
Akuraito: Of course. X3
LockedInMyAsylum: Thanks. :D
Truthseeker4449: *will watch and continue to stalk the easy prey*
jokool: XD
Truthseeker4449: Stop
Akuraito: /doesn't know what she's trying to do, LOL
Truthseeker4449: the ruling on castle
LockedInMyAsylum: BUSTER BLADER! Man, the nostalgia's coming on strong.
Truthseeker4449: says that because spell counters are not removed from SWM
Truthseeker4449: MCE cannot be used to pay for it's effect
Truthseeker4449: Card Rulings:Magical Citadel of Endymion - Yu-Gi-Oh!
jokool: wow
jokool: that sucks
LockedInMyAsylum: Aw D:
Akuraito: Either way, I lost, though, so I guess it doesn't really matter now...? ^^; My bad, though. ^^;
jokool: it's ok
Truthseeker4449: Yeah, it doesn't matter at this point
jokool: I make mistakes like that all the time
LockedInMyAsylum: I make worse ones. ._.
Truthseeker4449: I did the other day with that Neo Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon
Akuraito: I once tried to summon Illumiknight, I think, with 2 materials instead of 3, and we didn't notice until it was way later... ><
Akuraito: I think that was what happened.
Akuraito: idk, it was a while ago
Truthseeker4449: I once noticed Chaosj2 misuse the effect of BlackShip of Corn
Akuraito: I wish it said original ATK, LOL.
jokool: I've done that too....
jokool: Forgot that the eff only worked on equal or lower atk monsters
Truthseeker4449: See LIMA, even people who have been dueling for a long time make big mistakes
Akuraito: I wouldn't say that I've been dueling for a long time. X3
Akuraito: X3;
LockedInMyAsylum: Well, have you ever pissed off a duelist?
jokool: yes
Truthseeker4449: Yeah
LockedInMyAsylum: ._.
jokool: many times XD
Akuraito: Uh-huh.
Truthseeker4449: That's why I don't duel people I don't know any more
jokool: guy got mad at me the other day for summoning REDMD the way I do
Truthseeker4449: Even though it's completely legal
Akuraito: REDMD?
Truthseeker4449: Red
Truthseeker4449: eyes
Akuraito: Oh. X3;
jokool: Red eyes darkness metal dragon
Truthseeker4449: Darkness
jokool: my uutimate monster
Truthseeker4449: Ninjas!
jokool:
Truthseeker4449: Until someone banishes it
Truthseeker4449: on their first turn
Truthseeker4449:
jokool: got a spell that fixes that
Truthseeker4449: And yet, I can banish it again
jokool: true....
Truthseeker4449: I keep three Dark Cores in my deck
Truthseeker4449: I may put Dimensional Prison in there as well
Truthseeker4449: also
LockedInMyAsylum: Humonity got mad at me because I took too long in making a move. ._.
Akuraito: I hate having more than one copy of a card in my deck, for some reason.
Truthseeker4449: if I run you out of MR and REW
Akuraito: Oh, yeah, he's kinda impatient sometimes... ^^:
Truthseeker4449: then I can keep it in the Grave
Truthseeker4449: Or better yet
LockedInMyAsylum: I think it's really rude to rush someone.
Truthseeker4449: Special Summon it to my side of the field
Akuraito: ^
jokool: ....
jokool: That's cruel....
Akuraito: *^^^^
Akuraito: er
Truthseeker4449: I'm a cruel person by nature
Akuraito: wow I can't count
Akuraito: ><
Truthseeker4449: Neither can I
jokool: 1+1=4?
Akuraito: I think so.
LockedInMyAsylum: Anyway, I'm ready to duel Akuraito now.
Truthseeker4449: Okay
Truthseeker4449: jokool
jokool: I'll go post this
Truthseeker4449: you get the duel
Akuraito: I'll host?
Truthseeker4449: and the watcher's then
LockedInMyAsylum: Yup. You wanna do Rated?
Truthseeker4449: meet use
jokool: ok
Akuraito: Whichever you want. ^^; I don't reall care about ratings. X3;
Akuraito: *really
LockedInMyAsylum: I'd like Rated.
Akuraito: 'Kay~
Truthseeker4449: *dives into a puddle*
jokool: cya guys
LockedInMyAsylum: See ya.

Originally Posted by Watcher's Chat

Truthseeker4449: *climbs out of the puddle*
Truthseeker4449: mine gives you the "You're Fucked" look.
Akuraito: Mine's just kinda...
Akuraito: I don't know what she's doing.
Akuraito: XD
LockedInMyAsylum: Yours is Yami. I think it's required of him.
Truthseeker4449: "I'm about to troll you with my Black Rose Dragon"
Akuraito: If only I used my plant deck more often. ^^;
Truthseeker4449: That's what I think
jokool: back
Truthseeker4449: WARNING: THE BLUE PUFF BALL OF DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND CHAOS IS ONLINE IN BULBAGARDEN
jokool: what'd I miss
jokool: ?
LockedInMyAsylum: *throws a Hammer Shark at Jokool*
jokool: Ow...
LockedInMyAsylum: Payback. :P
jokool: XD
Truthseeker4449: Hey.... don't be so mean to the shark
Truthseeker4449: because his buddies in my deck will pay you back
jokool: It's okay.... I'm fine people... No need to worry about me
Akuraito: LOL
Truthseeker4449: HE'S ONLINE
Truthseeker4449: EVERYONE PANIC
LockedInMyAsylum: *doesn't panic*
Truthseeker4449: *runs around in circle*
Truthseeker4449: HE'S HERE!!!
Chaosj2: -shoots pie everywhre-
Truthseeker4449: *puts on gas mask and raises magical barrier*
jokool: Hey Chaos!
Chaosj2: Victoria would be awesome against jokool
Truthseeker4449: Yes
jokool: ....
Truthseeker4449: Whenever I make an antidragon deck
Truthseeker4449: I put her in
jokool: I don't like Victoria....
Truthseeker4449: Because you use Dragons
jokool: ...... Yes......
Chaosj2: i still need to make a new wind deck....
Akuraito: I still need to makea Thunder deck. :/
Chaosj2: -rolls on ground-
Akuraito: *make a
Truthseeker4449: Anyone know where the bathroom is?
jokool: over there >
jokool: or is it over there? <
Truthseeker4449: Or did Chaosj2 blow it up again.
jokool: XD
jokool: yes
jokool: maybe
jokool: Wait
Truthseeker4449: Crap.
LockedInMyAsylum: Why, so you can put Chaos down the toilet?
Truthseeker4449: no
Chaosj2: -throws toilet at rs-
Chaosj2: Ts*
Truthseeker4449: *dodges*
Chaosj2: I thought you wanted the bathroom?
Truthseeker4449: I wanted the room, not just the toilet.
jokool: you're gonna regret saying that....
Truthseeker4449: At least the outcome is going to be amusing
jokool: XD
Truthseeker4449: *turns magical barrier up all the way*
Chaosj2: -paints the barrier so no light can get in-
Chaosj2: There a dark room for you
Chaosj2: also, new paranatural is hilarious
Truthseeker4449: But there's no toilet
jokool: I need to catch up on Paranatural
jokool: Never started on chapter 2....
jokool: got caught up with FMA and One Piece
Chaosj2: woah
Chaosj2: caught up with one piece?
Chaosj2: how much time do you have on your hands?!
jokool: havent' caught up completely wint one Piece...
jokool: only on chapter 50 something?
Truthseeker4449: Dammit, I have to go to the store now.
jokool: awwww
jokool: cya TS
Truthseeker4449: Keep dueilng!!!!
Truthseeker4449: And someoen save the chat!
Chaosj2: cya ts
LockedInMyAsylum: That'll be me!
Chaosj2: ah, thought you were in the 600s XD
jokool: Not yet....
jokool: *needs to read more One Piece*
Akuraito: there are over 600 chapters
Akuraito: what
jokool: brb
Akuraito: ._.
Chaosj2: eyup
Chaosj2: so many chapters of one piece
Chaosj2: so many tears ;-;
Akuraito: who would haev the time to read all of that and still have interest
Akuraito: i mean
Akuraito: omg
Chaosj2: -raises hand-
Chaosj2: though I've read it over a couple years
Akuraito: over a couple years
jokool: back
jokool: Bleach is now over 500 chapters
jokool: I caught up to that in a few months
jokool: If I start something, I usually keep going
jokool: until I've caught up with it
jokool: although, I do take breaks so I don't go nuts XD
Akuraito: why are these all so insanely long ;_;
jokool: the longer the better
Chaosj2: been running for 10 years
Chaosj2: and one piece is theoretically just past the half way point
jokool: wow
Akuraito: i'm
Chaosj2: took em like 600 chaps to go half way round the world
Akuraito: /how/
Chaosj2: there were zombies :I
Chaosj2: and robots :I
Chaosj2: and secret undercover government agents
jokool: DON"T SPOIL IT!!!
Chaosj2: XD
Chaosj2: -shuts up-
jokool: *puts fingers in ears*
jokool: oh
Chaosj2: don't you mean in eye?
jokool: LMAO
jokool: brb
Chaosj2: (~'-')~
jokool: back
jokool: and I missed the duel....
jokool: T~T
Chaosj2: jokool
Chaosj2: up for a quick duel?
jokool: sure!
LockedInMyAsylum: And everyone poofs.
LockedInMyAsylum: ._.

Originally Posted by Duelist's Chat

Akuraito: Your avatar is staring into my soul. X3
LockedInMyAsylum: *stares* O___________O
Akuraito has lost 600 life points
LockedInMyAsylum: Damn.
Akuraito: To the top of your deck. ^^;
LockedInMyAsylum: I keep forgetting that. ._.
LockedInMyAsylum: Wait, what just happened?
Akuraito: Lightning Vortex. ^;
Akuraito: *^^;
LockedInMyAsylum: ._.
Akuraito: Wait, does her effect block that...?
LockedInMyAsylum: Damn, I think so.
LockedInMyAsylum: Dammit, now I'm allconfused.
LockedInMyAsylum has lost 2800 life points
LockedInMyAsylum has lost 2800 life points
LockedInMyAsylum has lost 2400 life points
LockedInMyAsylum admitted defeat
LockedInMyAsylum: Rematch. :I
Akuraito has made a rematch offer
Siding for next duel has begun (0-1-0)
Akuraito: who ever actually uses the siding option :I
LockedInMyAsylum: I don't. XD
Akuraito placed a counter on "Magical Exemplar" in M-4 (now 1)
Akuraito placed a counter on "Magical Exemplar" in M-4 (now 2)
Akuraito placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 1)
Akuraito has lost 100 life points
LockedInMyAsylum: Fountain effect.
LockedInMyAsylum has gained 1800 life points
Akuraito placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 2)
LockedInMyAsylum: .....
LockedInMyAsylum has lost 2000 life points
LockedInMyAsylum: Crap, messed up again.
LockedInMyAsylum: It was suppsed to be in defense.
LockedInMyAsylum: Um, did I lose LP?
Akuraito: Why would you have lost LP? ^^;
LockedInMyAsylum: ....I'm confused again.
Akuraito: Since she was in DEF, right?
LockedInMyAsylum has lost 2000 life points
LockedInMyAsylum has lost 1700 life points
LockedInMyAsylum: .... ._. My deck is hating me.
Akuraito: I know the feeling. ^^;
LockedInMyAsylum has lost 3700 life points
LockedInMyAsylum has lost 400 life points
LockedInMyAsylum admitted defeat
LockedInMyAsylum: I'm really bad at remembering my cards.
LockedInMyAsylum: I'm done dueling for now.
Akuraito has left the duel

Originally Posted by Duel Chat

Chaosj2: D:
jokool: hmmm
Chaosj2: my hand is so derpy
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 1)
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 2)
Chaosj2 has lost 2300 life points
jokool: eff
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 3)
Chaosj2: my deck hates me ;-;
jokool: XD
jokool: eff
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 4)
jokool: i think its gg
Chaosj2: D:
jokool placed a counter on "Frequency Magician" in M-2 (now 1)
jokool: eff
jokool removed a counter from "Frequency Magician" in M-2 (now 0)
jokool: on dark
jokool placed a counter on "Tempest Magician" in M-4 (now 1)
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 5)
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 6)
jokool: eff
Chaosj2 admitted defeat
jokool: dragonsworn?
Chaosj2: eyup
jokool: wow
Chaosj2: ALL THE BIG GUYS
jokool: XD
Chaosj2: T~T
Chaosj2 has made a rematch offer
Siding for next duel has begun (1-0-0)
jokool: amazingly, I'm still working on this deck
Chaosj2: same here
Chaosj2: ....
Chaosj2: XD
jokool: wrong one
Chaosj2: um
jokool: yes?
Chaosj2: whose turn is it?
jokool: *facepalm*
jokool: Derp
jokool: now for my plan
Chaosj2: XD
jokool placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 1)
Chaosj2: eff
jokool has lost 200 life points
jokool placed a counter on "Frequency Magician" in M-3 (now 1)
jokool placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 2)
jokool: eff
jokool removed a counter from "Frequency Magician" in M-3 (now 0)
jokool: 500 for him
Chaosj2: hmmmm
Chaosj2 has lost 600 life points
jokool: hmmm
Chaosj2: just realized i need an extra deck
jokool: XD
jokool placed a counter on "Tempest Magician" in M-3 (now 1)
jokool placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 3)
jokool: aw man....
jokool moved a counter from "Tempest Magician" in M-3 (now 0) to "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 4)
jokool has lost 1600 life points
jokool: hmmm
Chaosj2: why isn't he dead?
jokool: since it's destroyed, my equip spell's other eff is can't be used
jokool: right?
Chaosj2: i think not
jokool has lost 1200 life points
jokool placed a counter on "Breaker the Magical Warrior" in M-3 (now 1)
Chaosj2 has lost 700 life points
Chaosj2: FOILED AGAIN
Chaosj2: eff
jokool placed a counter on "Maiden of Macabre" in M-4 (now 1)
Chaosj2: brb
jokool: k
jokool's coin flip landed on tails
jokool's die landed on 2
jokool's coin flip landed on heads
jokool's die landed on 6
jokool's coin flip landed on tails
jokool's coin flip landed on tails
Chaosj2: back
jokool's coin flip landed on tails
jokool: yay!
jokool: hmmm
Chaosj2's die landed on 4
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 1)
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 2)
jokool: brb
Chaosj2: ;-;
jokool: back
Chaosj2: my odds of winning are low
Chaosj2: lets do this!
Chaosj2: eff 3
Chaosj2: noooooo
jokool: XD
jokool moved a counter from "Maiden of Macabre" in M-4 (now 0) to "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 5)
jokool placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 6)
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 3)
jokool placed a counter on "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 4)
Chaosj2 has lost 1700 life points
Chaosj2 has lost 1200 life points
Chaosj2: YES
jokool: oh no....
Chaosj2: eff
Chaosj2 has lost 1000 life points
jokool moved a counter from "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 3) to "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 7)
jokool moved a counter from "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 2) to "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 8)
jokool moved a counter from "Dark Red Enchanter" in M-3 (now 1) to "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 9)
Chaosj2: eff
jokool: :P
jokool: gg
Chaosj2: gg
jokool has lost 5000 life points
jokool admitted defeat
Chaosj2: best last second draw ever
Chaosj2: THERE HE WAS
jokool has made a rematch offer
Siding for next duel has begun (1-1-0)
Chaosj2: the tie breaker
jokool placed a counter on "Defender, the Magical Knight" in M-3 (now 1)
jokool placed a counter on "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 1)
Chaosj2: eff
jokool: T~T
Chaosj2: eclipse eff
jokool: brb
Chaosj2: hmmm
jokool: back
jokool placed a counter on "Frequency Magician" in M-4 (now 1)
jokool: eff
jokool removed a counter from "Frequency Magician" in M-4 (now 0)
jokool: on knight
Chaosj2 has lost 2100 life points
jokool: hmmm...
Chaosj2: I think I might be able to win this
Chaosj2: not sure though
Chaosj2: hmmm
jokool: craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........
jokool: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............
jokool: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
Chaosj2: crud
Chaosj2: not enough to otk
Chaosj2: ah, i sent the wrong guy to the grave XD
Chaosj2: dragon's eff
Chaosj2 has lost 1000 life points
Chaosj2: EVERYTHING BUT HIM DIES!
jokool removed a counter from "Defender, the Magical Knight" in M-3 (now 0)
jokool removed a counter from "Magical Citadel of Endymion" in F (now 0)
Chaosj2: eff
jokool: hmmm...
Chaosj2: hmmmm
Chaosj2: darkflare eff
Chaosj2: eclipse eff
jokool: one sec
jokool: math
jokool: no good at it XD
Chaosj2: XD
jokool has lost 1400 life points
jokool has lost 2200 life points
jokool has lost 2400 life points
Chaosj2: GO GARCHOMP!
jokool: XD
jokool: .........
jokool admitted defeat
Chaosj2: i need to tweak this deck
jokool: me too
Chaosj2: -bows then implodes-
Chaosj2 has left the duel

Originally Posted by Watcher's Chat

LockedInMyAsylum: *yawns*
jokool: hey lima!
LockedInMyAsylum: Well, that didn't last long. 0___0
jokool: nope XD
Akuraito: I turned on DN's sound effects our of curiosity....
Akuraito: why would anyone keep them on ._.
jokool: I usually have them on
LockedInMyAsylum: I know I don't.
Chaosj2: useful for when i wait for kool
Akuraito: They seem so annoying, though. ^^;
LockedInMyAsylum: *falls asleep*
Chaosj2: -draws on lima's face-
Akuraito: I look away for a moment and everything is different omg
LockedInMyAsylum: HEY!!! *whacks Chaos with a Hammer Shark*
Chaosj2: -dies-
jokool: XD
Akuraito: http://i.imgur.com/bs40q.jpg
Akuraito: yet they allow ou to be friends with ourself </3
Akuraito: *you *yourself
Chaosj2: D:
jokool: heads or tails?
jokool: i say tails
jokool: yay!
jokool: heads!
jokool: tails!
jokool: Tails
jokool: headas!
jokool: ???
jokool: Dafuq is a headas?
Chaosj2: you don't want to know
jokool: XD
Akuraito: sheep pls
LockedInMyAsylum: *throws a sheep* owo
Akuraito: kattobumu~'
Truthseeker4449: Finally back
jokool: Welome back!
LockedInMyAsylum: *ties TS up with duct tape* Hi :P
jokool: O_O
Truthseeker4449: *turns into water and escapes*
LockedInMyAsylum: XD I knew you were gonna do that.
Truthseeker4449: *returns to a solid form*
Truthseeker4449: Unless you wanted me to release my sprit energy and end up killing everyone in the room
LockedInMyAsylum: No, I was just messing around. :P
Truthseeker4449: Now I want to mess you a bit
Truthseeker4449: my fish are hungry and restless
LockedInMyAsylum: Meep!! *runs for my life*
Truthseeker4449: mess with you*
Truthseeker4449: Didn't you agree earlier to duel my fish deck when I finished modifing it?
LockedInMyAsylum: I don't remember. ._.
Truthseeker4449: I can't remember if I have a Lightsworn deck.
Chaosj2: this is
Chaosj2: twilight dragon
Chaosj2: so damn inconsistent
Chaosj2: be
Chaosj2: ba
Chaosj2: Don't underestimate my power
Chaosj2: Don't underestimate my underestimation of your power
Chaosj2: Don't underestimate my underestimation of your underestimation of my power
Chaosj2: Don't underestimate my underestimation of your underestimation of my underestimation of your power
Chaosj2: Then why did I already stab you while you said that?
LockedInMyAsylum: ._. .-.
Truthseeker4449: *is watching a GTA LP while waiting for this duel to be over*
Chaosj2: i never really liked GTA
LockedInMyAsylum: My brother had that game. :D
Chaosj2: I prefer Simpsons Hit and run
LockedInMyAsylum: I liked Niko. He was funny.
Chaosj2: -glues Lima to a wall-
Truthseeker4449: I never knew GTA actually had a plot
Truthseeker4449: I just thought you ran around stealing cars and running from the police
Truthseeker4449: So, how are we unglueing Lima?
LockedInMyAsylum: Wait, what? o_0
LockedInMyAsylum: DAMMIT CHAOS!!!
jokool: XD
LockedInMyAsylum: I think GTA II was the first one that had a plot.
LockedInMyAsylum: My brother used to have GTA San Andreas, and a couple of side games.
jokool: *currently eating frozen chocolate yougurt with nuts in it*
jokool: :dool:
LockedInMyAsylum: You should check out a LP of San Andreas, TS. It's pretty funny.
jokool: *
Chaosj2: :faceplam:
LockedInMyAsylum: Where did Akuraito go?
Truthseeker4449: I don't know, but I want to duel you.
jokool: i'll save the chats
Truthseeker4449: Good, good
jokool: c u guys in a bit
Truthseeker4449: Oh good, he implode
LockedInMyAsylum: Alright.

In a Private Chat with Human:

Humonity: hey jokool
jokool: hey!
Humonity: do you want to see my dick in action?
Humonity: ...
Humonity: I gotta be more careful with that
jokool: DAFUQ!??!?!?!
Humonity: Deck
Humonity: do you
Humonity: want to duel me
jokool: LMFAO
jokool: yeah!

Chats between me and LockedInMyAsylum (Great Teacher Largo)

Originally Posted by Watcher's Chat

Truthseeker4449: SHARK
jokool: so many sharks!
LockedInMyAsylum: It's not a Hammer Shark. :P
jokool: OH NO!!!
jokool: NO THE EARTH BOUND IMMORTAL!!!!!
Truthseeker4449: I was rebuilding the deck and found him
jokool: Mega Fishy? XD
LockedInMyAsylum: He's being weird again.
Truthseeker4449: What's wrong with being weird
jokool: nothing
jokool: I'm weird all the time XD
jokool: what more could you want?
jokool: nice
LockedInMyAsylum: ^w^
Humonity: hello
Truthseeker4449: Hi
jokool: human wants to 'show me his dick'
jokool: *deck
jokool: his words not mine
jokool: ...
jokool: Humonity: do you want to see my dick in action?Humonity: ...Humonity: I gotta be more careful with that
Truthseeker4449:
jokool: gotta post that in the group
Truthseeker4449: We shall set it in stone

Originally Posted by Duel Chat

Truthseeker4449: I haz a fish. I shall name him Fishy and he shall be my Fishy.
LockedInMyAsylum: Just don't do weird things with it.
Truthseeker4449: Dammit, you just put bad thoughts in my head
LockedInMyAsylum: LOL
Truthseeker4449: I'll show you evil
Truthseeker4449: Effect
LockedInMyAsylum: Ewwww....
Truthseeker4449: To Trap Zone
Truthseeker4449 has lost 1800 life points
Truthseeker4449: I almost entered 18000 instead of 1800
LockedInMyAsylum: Pfft XD
LockedInMyAsylum has lost 2300 life points
Truthseeker4449: Back to my grave
Truthseeker4449: I haz big fishy
LockedInMyAsylum: :P
Truthseeker4449: I shall name him Mega Fishy and he shall be my Mega Fishy
Truthseeker4449 placed a counter on "Gold Sarcophagus" in ST-3 (now 1)
Truthseeker4449: Just to keep track of turns
LockedInMyAsylum: I might not last very long.
Truthseeker4449: Depends on how happy I am.
Truthseeker4449: COME TO ME MEGA FISHY
Truthseeker4449: Now it's a waiting game for the cards i want
Truthseeker4449: Tribute Summon
LockedInMyAsylum: :P
Truthseeker4449: So? I'm still stalling
Truthseeker4449: And I still haz my Sharky
Truthseeker4449 has lost 700 life points
LockedInMyAsylum: :B
Truthseeker4449: Synchro
LockedInMyAsylum: *hisses*
LockedInMyAsylum: HAH!
Truthseeker4449: So you destroy a monster? not a big deal to me.
LockedInMyAsylum: ....Oh wait.
LockedInMyAsylum: I'm 200 under.
LockedInMyAsylum: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
LockedInMyAsylum: ....Wait.
Truthseeker4449: As much as I would like it to be a WATER monster
Truthseeker4449: it's not
LockedInMyAsylum: Forgot I had this down.
LockedInMyAsylum: OOOOOH. Oops.
Truthseeker4449 has lost 3300 life points
LockedInMyAsylum: Can I use Victoria's effect for your Synchro?
Truthseeker4449: Sadly, yes
Truthseeker4449: I went too easy on you
Truthseeker4449 has lost 2200 life points
Truthseeker4449 admitted defeat
LockedInMyAsylum: I'm tired.
LockedInMyAsylum: I need a break for now.
Truthseeker4449: MY FISH SHALL GET THEIR REVENGE!!!
LockedInMyAsylum: XD
Truthseeker4449: MEGA SHARK
LockedInMyAsylum: Damn. I'm glad I brought Victoria back. I would've had nothing but Spell/Traps for a few turns.
Truthseeker4449: THE ROYAL FISHY NAVY
LockedInMyAsylum: DAMN. Both of the Hyperions were at the bottom of my deck.
Truthseeker4449: :D
LockedInMyAsylum: :P
Truthseeker4449: THE ROYAL FISHY NAVY SHALL RETURN!!!
Truthseeker4449: With more fishies
LockedInMyAsylum: LOL
Truthseeker4449: How many holes do you have?
LockedInMyAsylum: Just one.
Truthseeker4449: Any Typhoons?
Truthseeker4449: And*
LockedInMyAsylum: One.
Truthseeker4449: I got so worried over nothing
Truthseeker4449: OCD, must put every card back
LockedInMyAsylum: lol
LockedInMyAsylum: Who's gonna get the chats?
Truthseeker4449: I was going to do it
LockedInMyAsylum: Then go ahead. I need a break.
Truthseeker4449: okay then
LockedInMyAsylum: I'll see you later. :)
LockedInMyAsylum: Bye.
Truthseeker4449: Bye
LockedInMyAsylum has left the duel