I will use this fanclub to take over the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!!!!!
Great, a fanclub, now I can fuel my FanClubInator!
Don't ask why, but:
"Ah, Perry the Platapus, come in! Ha! You are now trapped! Anyways, while searching through the internet, I found this fanclub of me! And now, thanks to gaining popularity of me thanks to this fanclub, I will rule the Tri-State area!"
I win Perry the Platypus! I have a fan club I have fans and you don't!
I'm going to sing my special song
Let me tell you my evil scheme,
I'm gonna enslave your minds with a predictable melody,
And uncomplicated rhymes,
And if I asked you to
You'd even change your name to Amy
Because you're gonna yodel odel odel obey me,
You'll be my obedient mindless slaves and nobody will blame me,
Because you'll yodel odel odel odel obey me
Yodel odel odel odel odel obey me,
Yodel odel odel odel...
odel obey me
Yodel odel odel odel odel obey me...