But even I am not prepared for plan C!
Ah, water, Its like drinking wet air!
Oh, catch the villian in his own trap, thats not ironic, it cliche, its just plain lazy on your part! CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATAPUS!
"*Gasp* It's Perry the Platypus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Do you like stinky limburger? It's a Doofenshmirtz family recipie!"
"Perry the Platypus what an unexpected surprise, and by unexpected I mean...unexpected. What are you doing here??"
"I can't let her find out that you are my arch nemises!"
"CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!"
I'm not sure exactly how it goes but I'll try.
"NO! don't turn that dial to doofenshmirtz mobile and evil investors away inator!"
"Want some pepper? Tell me when you've had enough."
*after some time*
"That's a lot of pepper. I'm more of a salt kind of guy myself."
*cue Perry blowing the whole thing in his face xD*
Doffenshmirtz's answering machine:
"Hi. This is Dr. Doofenshmirtz. I'm not here right now. Or am I? *cue evil laugh*"
My name is doof and you'll do what I say
No no no no oh get back in there...
Oh why isn't it...
Perry the Platypus!
"Dr. Wexler, you're a platypus."
(Perry puts his hat on)
"*GASP* PERRY THE PLATYPUS!"