To this day I have no idea what either of those things are.
Eurovision- Once a respectable singing competition for Europe.
THEN IRELAND HAPPENED!
We know! We're such a wonderful country.
Also, Irelande a douze pointes is french.
Also Also, the dancer isnt Dustin. That bald thing in the car is.
Just do not bring up scooch, I beg of you....
Scooch? Hmm... scooch scooch scooch... Nope.
That is all.