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or maybe a Panda with one eye?
Why one eye? That would imply that someone beat DCM in a fight...
The second eye is hidden under his beard.
No, that's where his 3rd fist goes.
But what about his third leg?
If DCM was an animal, he would have to be ... a ferret. That's just the first animal I could think of, although I was slightly inspired by his avatar (although it's not a Furret though), but I wonder why. I think he could fit well as one.
Only if it was giant and shot lazers that made pizzas from his elbows.
Originally Posted by Phoenicks Only if it was giant and shot lazers that made pizzas from his elbows. Now that's an animal you don't see in the petting zoo!
I'd say he'd rather shoot lazers from his eyes though, but that's really a cliché. Both eyes and elbows perhaps? The one coming from his eyes would make cookies.
DCM IS A EMPLEON GENETICALLY MUTATED INTO LOOKING LIKE A MAN!
and he likes pizza.