I borrowed the idea from Karamazov and I think we'll all manage to gather 100 ways.
I shall begin.
1. Deny any sort of hints of Comashipping.
2. Lead heated Iris wars in the threads.
3. Bash Paul.
You guys can continue. :P
4. Lie to her about Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter fear-hugging, let her get really happy, then tell her the truth and burst her bubble.
5.Tell her how shitty a character Antonio is from the Don Battle.
6.Copy her gifs and use them.
7.Call Iris a Mary Sue.
8.Put your sig as,"The most dumbest kinda of Pokemon fan, The Shipper!"
9.Tell her the truth about Cafemocha being the second most ridiculous Ship in the Poke-World.
10. Spam her profile with Ikari pictures, videos and fanfiction.
11. Insult Paul and call him a Mary Sue, then belittle his rivalry with Ash.
12. Say that CafemochaShipping is dead. And it is.
(okay, I'm just going to join for like 5 seconds to post this because it's like, mega-urgent)
13. When people spell Pigg with just one 'g.'
I am not this:
I am more like this:
Do you see the difference??
One is cute, the other is evil?