Half my favorite lines are already taken... "THIS IS WAR! AND YOU'RE WEARING A CAPE!!!"
"Dobre utro, Britain. You're here kind of early today, aren't you?"
"Ohhh... Shut Uuu-u-uup!" ~Lithuania "Are those boobs? Am I hearing boobie pounds?" ~Latvia "Streeeeeeeetch! Ufufufufufufu. Streeeeeeeetch!" ~Russia "Oh wow, would you look at the time." ~Estonia
America: "Somebody told me my elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor, but i don't even have an elevator!" Italy: "I heard that too! we should go and buy one!" I love that line!
"Bosby's chair... Anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a quick and often painful death. Except, apparently, Russia."
"I made a cold cabbage soup with a nice vodka dipping sauce." ~Estonia (He never said what he'd dip in the sauce.) "Man up or I'll beat you with my piece prize!" ~Switzerland
England and France are fighting "Should we try and stop them?" - China "No, I like to sit back and watch" - Russia
"Here I am, yay!" ~Russia
"Hey Russia, dude, think you could make me like 10,000 25 centimeter condoms?" ~ America "I don't think we've ever made them that size..." ~ Russia "Well this comes straight from my boss so you better get on it! Thanks Dude!" ~ America "Uhh, I suppose we find a way to make them... Man... I feel a little sad..." ~Russia
"Is that one supposed to be of me? I'll crack it off with my pickaxe." ~ Russia "...I still lack power." ~ Russia
