From my point of view, the main reason why I hate Ash is because of Pikachu. For some reason, that yellow rat gets into my nerves. Besides, that, Ash would not evolve him (pikachu). His personality is the one that most main characters have; Cool looking, happy to go, bright kind of guy. I hate most main characters, with the exception of pokegirls (Misty, May, Dawn). As his character tends to be more "important" than those other characters like Brock. These are the main reasons to why I support Paul more than Ash.
If we're calling Ash a Poke-pedophile, let me join in! Did you see that episode where Chimchar started crying because everyone was being so nice to it, and the camera focused on Ash rubbing its butt?
I personally hate chimchar now because of ash. He's slow at evolutioning, to me. As for Ash rubbing chimchar's butt, sick.
HE BEATS TEAM ROCKET. GRRRRRRRRRR
A quote from Zoey "There no respect doing gym battles and contest! Ash try to stay on one!"
He wins with absolutely no effort whatsoever, he's completely stupid, and his voice annoys me in general.
He forces his logic onto people
He's just absolutely evil! Just evolve your pokemon for goodness sake!
Takes forever to reach every game-based location, is terrible at evolving or catching anything other than the traditional starter or two and the bird (who take 95 episodes to reach the level to evolve), hasn't even grown half an inch in the 13 years he's been hogging all the screentime, loses against at least 3 of the 8 Gym Leaders that starting trainers are able to defeat and earn badges. And never, ever, wins anything worth a damn, such as real Pokemon Leagues. Sets up rivalries and travels with underage, 10-year old bitches with the same personality, over and over. Then, then... You know what? I can honestly say we're better off watching censored Looney Toons than his extremely-effective-lullaby-excuse for a show. Amen.
ASH'S VOICE IS SO GAY. ITS SOUNDS LIKE HE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH POKEMON. EEEEW!!!!!!!!!
