How being administrator of an Organization XII ties in with a Cave Story fanfic with more than 300 chapters... that aren't even written yet.
And how I'd add Pokémon to said fanfic - via illusion, maybe? Or anime/video games? Or maybe a crossover?
And also how many possible chapters the entire thing will have (as long as it's not 1000 otherwise I'd go even more insane than I already am).