Thread: What is the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Spraying pepper spray strong enough to take down a bear on the wall.

I was very young... shhhhh....

Originally Posted by Timmy Tim

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done?

For me it was the time we went on a school camp to Canberra. Biggest mistake I ever made, from start to finish.

It probably starts with the begining of the year. One kid never shows up and it takes until halfway through the third term for a new kid to arrive. I don't like him, he doesn't like me. Pity he just has to go and make friends with my friends, who are unable to see through his empty heart and shallowness. Last week of term, we go to Canberra on a 16 hour long bus trip. (let's not go into that) Everything goes along smoothly until Mr. Shallow decides to tell two of our friends some unsavoury details about my best friend, who was already growing impatient with my following him (Another mistake). I tell my friend and some other friends but do you think they listen, they don't. I'm stuck with no friends for a week and Mr. Shallow gets what he wants. It took me about a year before they could see him for what he was, but by then, he had got his way. Basically my existance during that time was a mistake, as were my actions leading up to it, which were mostly my fault.

But enough about that, what about you?

Oh my gosh I'm so sorry Dx And for those people that have had this similar problem, I'm sorry! My best friend was stolen from me >.> And she's changed 'cause of this one girl. The girl that stole her is nice, but...then she's not. I don't mean to be mean to her or anything, but...yeah. o.o Anyway, one time they told me they were having a sleepover together, and so, IN MY SLEEP, I called them and made them cry! IN. MY. SLEEP. I didn't know I even did it...and I was yelling and being so mean o.o See, sometimes if something happens when I'm still awake, I fall asleep and then it's like a dark side awakens inside of me. The other night, I attacked my friends in my sleep, but I was completely unaware of it.

Anyway, stupid things I've done...OH! I made up this really stupid lie in 1st or 2nd grade that I saw a man bury a gun in the dirt. It caused lotsa trouble in my school. (I was a brat when I was little. o.o I was baadddd.)

Another stupid thing I've done is...being mean to my sister. I'm just mean to her. Siblings always are, right? Well, most siblings are...Sorry, sis Dx

OH! And I tortured my guinea pig when he was ill Dx I was stupid and I was trying to train him, so I blew a whistle in his ears (Ahh I'm so sorry, Gary!!! Dx) and it nearly gave him a heart attack. And then he died a few months later, and I felt soooo bad...I got a balloon, wrote "I love you, Gary" on it and then let it fly up into the sky. I was crying so hard Dx He was an awesome guinea pig. Ahem. Anywayyyyy...Yup :3 Oh, and I named him after the Gary in the anime xD

Spraining my ankle- twice

Screwing around with my mom's Blackberry. Even though it was a problem that was easy and simple to fix, I'm now too scared to use one...

My 16th birthday was pretty stupid.
When I turned 16, I went out with my then best friend and hit a Pizza Hut for lunch. We had some pizza then we both hit the mall. A few hours later, I felt a little bit hungry, so I stopped at a Hardee's and got a vanilla ice cream cone.

Vanilla soft serve is supposed to be white, right? Well, this stuff was an odd brownish color. And a bit on the runny side. Rather than pitch the thing (which I should have done), I ate it anyway.

Ten minutes later, I felt queasy. Thirty minutes later, I threw up in Sears. Not in the bathroom. In the store itself.

I never bought ice cream from that Hardee's again. Thankfully, the mall shut that little hellhole down a few years later. I have to wonder how many people got food poisoning at that place. x_x

Originally Posted by Silverwynde

My 16th birthday was pretty stupid.
When I turned 16, I went out with my then best friend and hit a Pizza Hut for lunch. We had some pizza then we both hit the mall. A few hours later, I felt a little bit hungry, so I stopped at a Hardee's and got a vanilla ice cream cone.

Vanilla soft serve is supposed to be white, right? Well, this stuff was an odd brownish color. And a bit on the runny side. Rather than pitch the thing (which I should have done), I ate it anyway.

Ten minutes later, I felt queasy. Thirty minutes later, I threw up in Sears. Not in the bathroom. In the store itself.

I never bought ice cream from that Hardee's again. Thankfully, the mall shut that little hellhole down a few years later. I have to wonder how many people got food poisoning at that place. x_x

That reminds me, in Australia there was this ice cream parlour that apparently served a customer poo. No joke, poo.

Oh god I need to keep these memories suppressed. The first one that popped into my head that I've hated myself since was snapping at my ex's mother. I was really stressed and a lot of things were on my mind about family...and honestly, I hated staying there because: a.) me+heat=hell b.) ninja mosquitoes everywhere c.) I'm so self-conscious and worried to be a burden that...I end up being a burden. It didn't help that I live in Kentucky and they live in Florida, so I was kinda stuck there. So I was living with them for a week and thus a guest, so I shouldn't have done that, besides it being really disrespectful.

Guess what everyone found out a couple of months later.

She got breast cancer.

She's not doing very well.

I dunno, I know I've done a lot of stupid things, but I think that one's the one I feel most guilty about or more recently. That and it didn't help me and my ex's relationship. I was too humiliated and still too angry to apologize...

I'm an asshole.

I'll come up with a more lighthearted one sometime...

I was calling my friend, and I decided to act like an idiot.
I said "Yo sup!" after the person picked up.
.....it was the wrong number. DX

When I was four, I got lost in a supermarket. Then I found my mom, her back to me, staring at some sushi. I could tell it was her because she had the same purse and coat. Relieved, I hugged her and said, "Hi Ma." She turned around and looked at me like I was crazy. She wasn't my mom. I was four then, but I still think that was really stupid of me.

All the stupid things I've done could fill up a book.

But there's one that immediately comes to mind: when I was 8 or 9, one of my friends told me that the director of Finding Nemo was a guy called "Adold Hitler" (yes with that spelling). I believed him and told my other friend. Naturally, she burst out laughing.

Losing a $50k scholarship, 100% FL Bright Futures Scholarship, and screwing my GPA. :) sorta fixed now though.

Poked a teacher in the ass with a pencil when I was 8 or 9. REALLY NOT PROUD because she was old and it's just weird.

Eating 10 sticks of lamb skewers down the streets of an old city. The next day, I feel nauseating, vomited several times, felt dizzy, and my stomach really hurts for the whole day.

When I told this to my friends, they said that what I ate wasn't lamb skewers. It was probably rat meat or something.

Too many things to count >.>; But one is when I used my dad's phone to call my brother, I ranted at the person thinking it was my bro but I was wrong... xD It ended with a "opps wrong number" and me hanging up before letting the person speak ^^;

^ I'd like to see a transcript of that.

"You freaking piece of s***! I can't believe you broke my bike! I had to carry it all the way home, up the hill, and then that ass-wipe Trevor came up and started pushing me! I fell into the ditch, and I nearly drowned 'cause the bike was on top of me! I got up, soaking wet and covered with mud, and there was frog in my pants for the rest of the trip! You little--"

"What? Is this Jill? Jill?"

*click*


As for the dumbest thing I've ever done, I was about 7 or so, and I was at a public restroom at some beach during a field trip. I was on the toilet, doing my business, and suddenly this MASSIVE mosquito flies up to me! I swear, it looked EXACTLY like the ones in Jumanji. It was HUGE! It must've been as big as my foot!

The stupid part: I ran screaming outside with my pants around my ankles. I didn't think any of it at first, I was too busy running for my life from the huge mosquito that was trying to eat my brains.

Originally Posted by Timmy Tim

That reminds me, in Australia there was this ice cream parlour that apparently served a customer poo. No joke, poo.

Living in Australia just became harder...