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Title says it all. XD
"I have a doctor's appointment today. So I'll be getting in the shower and then I'll be going. And you, if you aren't done with your shower by ten, I'm taking your computer to bed with me. So get in the shower before ten. If you aren't done by then, I'm taking your—" *tells mom she's repeating herself* "—shower by then, I'm taking your computer. So I'm getting in now, and then I'll go, and you have to be done by ten..."
Repeating herself ten thousand times for something I got the first time doesn't exactly get me moving faster. ._.
"I love my baby."
My sister was talking about her pet mouse.
"Ow, my knee." - my mom
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Stats or something
Jam is red, so is period blood. Have you ever sniffed it before? Hahaha that's wrong! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
"What did he do while he was here!?"
My mom commenting on the Halloween decorations my dad set up on his day off.
"He doesn't like it when I do this."
My dad moving around Satan.
Why were you swearing in the bathroom?
"There's a good reason why we never have milk. And that reason just left."
"Why're you always like, 'AAAAAOOOOOORRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!'?!"
Thing is, I don't even say, "AAAAAOOOOOORRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!".
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