What was the last thing you heard someone say?

"How did it go?"

"This came with one of your shirts. Thought you might like it."

"It's like it's turned into a stick."

"There will be fish and chips!"

"It was nothing compared to what we usually get."

"He's burning out his eye!"

"I don't think Derek puts very much effort into anything."

...Thanks, Mom.

"I don't really know either. Eh, tourists these days."

"Could you chuck my dressing gown down, please?"

"It'd be great if you could clean up your sister's wake of destruction, Moll."

*loud crash outside* "...Ow..."

Made me laugh so hard...

"I'll have that"

Who the F*** you think

"See ya, bye!"

"Whatcha think?"