What was the last thing you heard someone say?

"No... Stop... *snore* leave the... Chicken alone *snore* What did it ever do to you..."

People that sleep talk are such fun!

"You'd be awful in a war."

'You're not African though!'

The person who said that was treated to a short rant about how not all Africans are black, with a few profanities mixed in.

"What was that?"

'Could you come upstairs with me?'

"Which one would you rather have?"

'I'll take you out with me.'

"No, it's a Sai."

"We'll mostly just be downstairs."

'I'm running out of Pokeballs!'

"I know, right?"

"Who am I gonna get to babysit you?"

"Telling the dog you lover her does not count"

"Don't eat all the pizza Honey, 'cause Daddy's gonna have some too:sweat:."

I'm not talking to you anymore, Mom:boom:.

'Persimmon.'

I'm eating it now~