An information brokering company that has nonsensical employees and gives nonsensical reports.
We'd sell pancakes covered in glitter.
Or maybe a space messanger company.
Winner of: Professor Layton Mafia, Warrior Cats Mafia, Kid Icarus Mafia, Star Wars Mafia,Legendary pokémon mafia, Make a Mafia, Smash Bros Mafia, Phoenix wright: Justice for all mafia and Eeveelution mafia
Other games won: Vigilantes, Trauma Center: Virus attack
think Nasa :U
Do you hate your Typhlosion?
So much that you don't want to release it to die?
Want a more bloody death for it?
Well, come on down to TyphlosionExplosion, where we'll blow your Typhlosion up.
How do we do it? Simple! We gather 3 of the best Pokemon that know Explosion; A Gigalith, a Metagross, and a Golem, and they all use Explosion by your Typhlosion!
Nothing would survive THAT!
And best of all, it's only 200 Pokedollars! And you get to keep any body parts of it for free!
Note: No actual Typhlosions were harmed in the making of this ad.
current goals: shiny swirlix, shiny pancham
Want a very nice banged-up guitar?
Go to Glitchitar Ltd!
We have guitars in various glitched states, from Missingno to an Ice Chrmander!
A company like Google.... Or a place where marijuana is sold.
I think it's self-explanatory. As to its purpose, it would be a record label.
Credit to Blazaking for the banner.
Nyan. ~Nyan Cat
Mine would be a video game retail company, like Gamestop!
mine would be a car manufacture in Spring hill TN, which makes super reliable and fuel effecient cars. oh wait........... This company called General motors took my idea :(
I'd be sued for copyright infringement xD
A coalition helping an evil overlord to promote the building of a constructed Singapore-like city named after himself, in which every other hour is spent blaring propaganda tunes to the tune of "Friday" and has an economy based on slave labor.
...Now that I think about it, this is pretty fun to think about.
I ran the now-defunct Claim-a-Move Thread. I also claimed Lightning Strike, Marshtomp, Motor Drive, Magic Guard, and Azure Flute (probably also expired, but who cares, as long as you know that I'm the ruler of everything).
In the 2012 era, I have unfairly won America*'s Warrior Cats Mafia (and a few ones before).
Mine would be a Japanese company that sells attractive blonde females to companies like Coca-Cola for advertisement.
Last edited by Bironicus; 14th March 2013 at 12:27 PM.
Back to the drawing board!
Most likely some sort of health care or other medical company, seeing how "caprizant" means an irregular heart beat.