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    I'm sure we all know the saying "The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach." However, it's not always the stomach. For example, one automotive ad stated that it was the right foot. What is the best route for you?

    For me, it's the ears. I know it's odd, but it's an effective one for me. I once developed two celebrity crushes based entirely upon their musical output.

    UPDATE: Please, I know this invites itself to humor at the hands of the literal-minded, but I'd very much prefer it if you were serious.
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    Their personality. I wouldn't want to be in some relationship with someone who just beats up their girlfriend and whatnot.


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    Through their ribcage. Sometimes their back as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by $aturn¥oshi View Post
    Through their ribcage. Sometimes their back as well.
    But if you remove the head, you can reach it through the neck as well. With long pincers or something.


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    ...stomach. Give me Whataburger, and I'll love you forever! XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by $aturn¥oshi View Post
    Through their ribcage. Sometimes their back as well.
    Just remember to twist the sword before you thrust so it fits better between the ribs.
    That's nice.

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    ...through laughter too.

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    Don't judge me. Really. I can be a nice person. Just give me some time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Butler View Post
    The quickest way to the man's heart?? "It's the meelee attack!!"
    Well I don't get the idea of the thread but for me it's the arm..well..

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMissingno. View Post
    Just remember to twist the sword before you thrust so it fits better between the ribs.
    Well said, my friend.

    My advice: Use a straight sword. A scimitar would be far too messy.


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    You can use a rapier.

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    The best way to my heart is by listening to me and being nice. Oh and can't forget having a sense of humor. I don't care about looks, or boobs, or butts, or anything like that TBH. As long as a girl can take the time to hear me out and laugh at my lame jokes, I'll love them forever :)
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    The best way to a MAN's heart through doing... things. To a woman's, I don't really know.

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    Okay, I'll be legit.

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