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    Default Intruder in the Gallery!

    At 2:45am this morning, I received a call from my personal Head of Security for the URPG Art Gallery. Obviously I had no idea what my Charizard was saying over the phone, I was mostly just impressed that he managed to call me at all. However I immediately rushed to the scene.

    Arriving at the Gallery security office, I found Speed-X captured and under guard, with a very large binder containing careful critique of many priceless pieces of art.

    "So... nothing was stolen?"
    "Zard."

    "...What was this intruder doing when you found them?"
    "Chaaaar. Charizard!"

    "Right, I see."

    Flicking through the binder, I could see that our visitor intended no harm. However, an example had to be made. We can't have people waltzing in here at any hour of the night. It's bad for business.

    As compensation for their crimes, I have hereby ordered Speed-X to voluntarily curate pieces of art for as long as they feel like. Feel free to nag and pester and do all the shit you annoying people normally do.

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    Default Re: Intruder in the Gallery!

    can't tell if monbrey or emma

    but congratulations Speed-X!
    Last edited by Nitro; 18th December 2012 at 02:14 AM.

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    Default Re: Intruder in the Gallery!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro View Post
    can't tell if monbrey or emma
    Obviously it's our love-child

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    Default Re: Intruder in the Gallery!

    Quote Originally Posted by Monbrey View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro View Post
    can't tell if monbrey or emma
    Obviously it's our love-child
    congratulations which one of you is the mother

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    Default Re: Intruder in the Gallery!

    This is pretty awesome. I'm really excited to be a curator here. I'll do my best! :>

    Once again, thank you! :D

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