Imagine if Big Bird was president, the world would be a much better place. I would pass a ban on poultry, and enslave Americans to sing the ABCs and watch over my eggs. I would then use Sesame Street to brainwash children into becoming my military slaves. They would become heartless assassins who want to count the number of terrorists they killed. Then I would start by taking over Canada, because well they're Canada. Soon, the whole continent would be under my control. I would hang up posters saying "Big Birdah's watching" and watch over my continent through it. All rebellion will be crushed. Then my penguin brethren of Antarctica would join the union and lead an attack on Australia, putting three continents in my influence. Next, my children military slaves would take over the top of South America, and the penguin army would take over the bottom, cornering Brazil before also overrunning it. Next we would send the Australians to attack Asia and take over China, India, Japan, and North and South Korea. We would threaten to nuke Europe unless they willingly surrender their land. Then once we have Europe, we have Russia cornered to take over. Then we send the Penguin army by boat to take over Africa. Then, the Middle East is surrounded and forced to surrender. The whole world will be mine!
That is of course if pretty much the rest of the town died. Good game everyone, congrats Dana!