Well, wit tha Prezzyial erection fast-approaching, both campaigns is movin along at a thugged-out decent clip, campaign-messagin has been largely on-point, n' both muthafuckas is basically neck-and-neck up in tha polls.
So, all is well up in Washington, muthafuckin right...? Dun... Dun... DUUUUUUNNNNNN.....
Concerned dat Prezzy Obizzay might muthafuckin win re-election, Sarah Palin n' Karl Rove is reported ta have infiltrated tha White Doggy Den up in a attempt ta slip tha fuck into tha rankz of top Obizzay campaign officials n' derail tha bangin campaign.
In other lyrics:
1. No unauthorized outside communication (i.e. No PMs, VMs, QuickTopics, and any other form of communication outside of tha thread be allowed -- UNLESS yo' role states otherwise and I specifically inform you otherwise).
2. Inactivitizzle will result up in substitutions (please post at least once per Dizzle Phase).
3. Yo ass may not post screencaps from outside tha thread. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Ever. Yo ass may not share yo' Role PM.
4. If yo ass be a gangmember of a private QuickTopic, you may not share yo' QuickTopic URL up in any form.
5. There is ghon be mud-slinging. Lotz of mud-slinging. This be a mandate. Da mo' outrageous n' off-base tha accusations, tha better.
6. Feel free ta cherry-pick quotes from OTHER threadz ta support yo' arguments. :p
7. Yo ass may name-claim.
8. Yo ass may role-claim.
9. Yo ass may lie. C'mon, dis is polistics.
10. Read yo' Role PM straight-up carefully. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some of yo big-ass booty is ghon have additionizzle rulez up in place fo' yo' roles.
To sheezy you have read n' understood these rules, follow them.
Dizzle Phases have no deadline. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seriously, take as long as you need ta decizzle - one hour, one day, one week, six months... itz up ta you, muthafucka!
Justified up in tha Flavor-text by endless Florida recounts.
Please don't make mah crazy ass host dis game fo' six months.
Da Phase will end when a majoritizzle (i.e. mo' than half of tha remainin playas) votes ta lynch some muthafucka (i.e. "Hammer"), and when a majoritizzle votes, "No Lynch." Once some muthafucka is hammered, tha game entas Twilight until I can update tha thread - additionizzle votin ta bolsta tha lynch durin Twilight may be optimal, however, as certain roles' abilitizzles can affect vote-counts. Yo ass done been warned.
Note: Additionizzle votes durin Twilight may bolsta tha lynch yo, but unvotes durin Twilight aint gonna alta tha target of tha lynch - only vote-affectin abilitizzles can chizzle tha target of tha lynch.
Note 2: Da Hammer is calculated before takin tha fuck into account tha actual value of a rolez vote - tha lynch-target is then subsequently evaluated up in light of tha roles/abilitizzles involved. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In other lyrics: Hypothetically, if you possessed a, "negatizzle vote," yo' vote would still count toward tha Hammer, just not tha actual lynch.
Night Phases will last 24 hours.
Dope Luck n' Have Fun,