You are a Waiter
You were once a leader of a musical band. It was a standard rock band with 2 guitars, a bass and a drumset. The group went places and booked many tours. But all of you got into a brutal and vicious fight. Soon, the quartet went their separate ways. Lawsuits were filed.
Now you serve as a lead waiter for the Blue Cheese Restaurant. The excitement pales to your previous job, but at least you don’t have to worry about being kicked out for someone else’s dumb ideas.
You haven’t been targeted by the burglars yet, so you are on edge every time that you come home. You hope to stop them before they get to your place and ransack everything in sight.
You are allied with the Residents
. You win when all town threats have been eliminated.