"Lady Palutena! We have forseen an attack. Me and the centurions are in position to protect you at all costs!"
"Why thank you Pit, but I don't think-"
"Why hello Pitty-Pat. And you too pretty Palutena."
"Hades! You'll never get to Palutena. We won't let you!"
"Hahaha Pitty-Pat, it's always fun with you. But you underestimate my powers as lord of the underworld. We'll get to Palutena."
"Oh no you won't. Thanatos is dead. You can no longer smash through protection!"
"You think we need that slacker Thanatos for that? If we want to get around protection, we use alternative ways to do so. Who knows, maybe whoever is protecting is somehow temporarily disabled. Maybe we sent them on a little forced vacation to somewhere else. What matters is that we will be killing Palutena now."
"I-it doesn't matter! W-we can revive her. After you kill her we will revive her and make sure you will never get past protection again!"
"Oh Pitty-Pat, naïve as always. Do you really think I would try and kill Palutena unprepared?"
"Well I'm going to make sure no one is gonna be able to revive your precious Lady Palutena ever again. Oh Ol' Chomper!"
"Oh my god what is that thing! It looks horrible!"
"Ol' Chomper, I have a little surprise for you boy. A delicious soul for you to eat! Souls as lively as this won't come around a lot, so promise me you'll enjoy every second of it. It's actually kind of a pity I can't taste it myself. You know, could I have a little bite of that? Haha, actually never mind, you eat it all. We need to get the job done as well as we can."
"Urrrgh, this might just about be the sickest thing I've ever heard. Hades you- no! No stop! Lady Palutenaaaa!"
"Haha, I guess you could say that-"
"Go home, Hades. Just go home."
It is now day 4.