Thread: Homestuck Mafia, Act 1 - 4/13 - Endgame: Agents of Derse win!

END OF ACT 4

@HumanDawn;
@Parma;
@Akuraito;
@Yatagarasu;
@Tailisu10;
@adiosToreador;
@Mijzelffan;
@Master Mew;

[At this point in our story, I would take the chance of illuminating critical detals, except that I have no need for chance. Do you know who does need chance?

Of course not, because you are an amateur. This is not an insult; I possess too much charm for that. It is merely a fact, and then another one: I will help you learn, in a mentorly way worthy of a protege such as yourself. So, the first lesson:

Who relies on chance?]

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"WV: Activate Countdown"



"WV: Be the Mayor"



"WV: Waste too much time"

adiosToreador,





As the glorious founder and mayor of CAN TOWN, you, Wayward Vagabond, are WISE AND BENEVOLENT and care for the well-being of ALL CITIZENS. However, if these citizens are presented with IMMINENT DANGER, you find this unacceptable:



When one of your BELOVED CITIZENS is going to be LYNCHED, you may once prevent the lynch of the citizen (but not yourself) by activating your MAYORAL POWERS to prevent their UNTIMELY DEATH.

These CIVIC POWERS can be activated by sending your EXCELLENT HOSTS the following PRIVATE MESSAGE during the phase: “Protect: [user]”

You are allied with the Players. You win when all of the Mafia are eliminated.

adiosToreador, an ally of the Players, has been lynched.

[Pay attention proteges: your first test will be to interpret the following conversations. I've omitted some details, which should pose no problem for my omniscience.]

adiosToreador: Isn't Parma usually a massive lurker when she's scum? I dunno, I seem to remember that from past games. What do you think?

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adiosToreador: Isn't Parma usually a massive lurker when she's scum? I dunno, I seem to remember that from past games. What do you think?

I wonder who she last talked to.

WHAT A SURPRISE I WAS INNOCENT THE WHOLE TIME AND DOING NOTHING BUT TRYING TO KEEP THE GAME GOING.

I'd wish you guys luck, but even if I still felt inclined to after all this assholery, the town's gonna need more than I could ever give.

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@HumanDawn;
@Parma;
@Akuraito;
@Yatagarasu;
@Tailisu10;
@Mijzelffan;
@Master Mew;

Aggrieve | Homestuck

[Ah, back so quickly? Of course you are. My omniscience and power make me a perfect companion. My charisma certainly doesn't hurt. Now, is there anything I can get you? Would you care for a drink?]

[Of course, I've already prepared for every eventuality, which my omniscience allowed me to narrow down to one. There is something I can get you, which will arrive momentarily, and you would not like a drink.]

[This is because of what I am getting you, a cautionary tale about the latter. For your perusal:]

"Mom Lalonde: Drink a little beverage"



"Mom Lalonde: Drink a bigger beverage"



"Mom Lalonde: Drink too much"

Akuraito,

You are MOM LALONDE









you rea alwys in the compnay of an aclholic beverage! *are *alyws **always *company
as scuh, you, mom allonde, are the miller FUCK *such *lalaond *lalonde (cant even sspell my own godadmn name llo)
when a cop chekcs you, youll show up as a BAD GUY
*wonk*

You are allied with the Players. You win when all of the Derse Agents are eliminated.

Akuraito, an ally of the Players, has been killed.

[You were expecting a leak? That's not a question. That is a statement, and then a question mark. There were no natural leaks today, but a good host always procures his guests' fancies. I have provided where nature has not:]

Phoenicks:

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VOTE: Parma

Gah. I should have figured out that the Mafia would think that she's the doctor.

VOTE: Parma
@Parma;

A claim can help you.

Midorikawa - Town (What's its name?)
HumanDawn - Town QT hider
Mijzelffan - Town Reporter
Parma - ???
Master Mew - I believe to be Town
Tailisu10 - ???

I'm honestly surprised that this didn't happen earlier, LOL. X3 But in any case, thanks for letting me play, and best of luck to the town! ^^

Vote: Parma

Quick post betwein church and work. If there are two scum left, we'll need at least three votes to prevent a tie.

Originally Posted by Master Mew

Vote: Parma

Quick post betwein church and work. If there are two scum left, we'll need at least three votes to prevent a tie.

Originally Posted by Yatagarasu

Originally Posted by Master Mew

Vote: Parma

Quick post betwein church and work. If there are two scum left, we'll need at least three votes to prevent a tie.

I don't understand Midorikawa, if they have a voting power of 2, then why do they need 4 votes?

Originally Posted by HumanDawn

Originally Posted by Yatagarasu

Originally Posted by Master Mew

Vote: Parma

Quick post betwein church and work. If there are two scum left, we'll need at least three votes to prevent a tie.

I don't understand Midorikawa, if they have a voting power of 2, then why do they need 4 votes?

Hmmm....

I realized that no Independent showed up yet. If there is one, then it must be either Parma or Tailisu10, and if one of them is an Independent, then that makes Master Mew mafia.

END OF ACT 5:

@HumanDawn;
@Parma;
@Yatagarasu;
@Tailisu10;
@Mijzelffan;
@Master Mew;

[Let us pretend that you are a little girl. This is not a violation of my relationship toward yourself as your host, but just the normal kind of scenario that plays out across a normal conversation. You shall be a little girl to help yourself understand events more fully.]


[I shall do it because I enjoy it. Hee Hee.]

Ballad of Awakening | Homestuck

"Jade Harley: Wake Up"



"Jade Harley: Try again"



[My my, she's quite a stiff sleeper.]

[Hee hee.]



"Jade: Try to escape this story before things get too creepy"



[Too late.]

Parma,









You’re Jade Harley!!! :) You love gardening and you have the cuuuuutest dog in the world. :3 You fall asleep sometimes and aren’t sure why. D: You have visions in your sleep that give you access to lots of information. You know that:

-- there are three bad guys trying to kill everyone ( D: )
-- one of them can double the chance that your messages will leak

You are allied with the Players. You win when all of the Derse Agents are eliminated.

oh my god this is so much fun

Parma, one of the Players, has been lynched.

This may be the last nightphase.

A song to play you off, just in case:

Gardener | Homestuck

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As long as we can fly, we still have a chance.