Because I'm the restless spirit and can get away with posting insane cases against people:
Anyone remember my death-post (post #108)? You know, the one where I mocked the mafia for trying to kill me? Well, I thought it was pretty funny and that everyone would "Like" it, but only THREE PEOPLE did!

This made me sad, and it got me thinking: It was only Night 1, so there were still lots of people playing, so why would only three people laugh at my wittiness? Even the Host didn't "Like" it! The obvious conclusion: Master Mew's joke wasn't funny at all. Now, I know what you're probably thinking,
'But Mew, three people Liked it! They thought it was funny, so you shouldn't feel sad' (unless you're Mafia, in which case you're thinking 'Oh s**t' about now). But you would be wrong
and dumb. You see, oh naive Townie, those three people were exhibiting what we like to call here in the real world nervous-laughter-following-a-joke-you-didn't-actually-think-was-funny-but-you-want-the-joker-to-think-you-thought-it-was-funny-because-you-are-sucking-up-to-them. Or NLFAJYDATWFBYWTJTTYTIWFBYASUTT for short. It is MM-insane-scumtell #43, and it is always reliable. FrostyGaga, Akuraito, and Midorikawa "Like" my post because I was cleared and they wanted me to think they thought it was funny that I was making fun of the mafia,
because Mafia would never do that they coyly reasoned. This is the only rational explanation: FrostyGaga, Midorikawa, and Akuraito are all mafia. NB4 they have a scum-breakdown over being caught for 'the wrong reasons' since they probably didn't realize they committed this tell at the time.
DIE SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!eleven!!!!!!!one!!!!
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