I can't really snap with my right hand but I can with my left hand, I can't toll my tongue because I'm tongue tied
I can't touch my toes. It actually really hurts to just touch my knees...
I kissed you in the water and made your dry lips sing
I saw you look like a Japanese baby
In an instant I remembered everything...
Also I forgot to mention that I am incapable of doing a push-up. I have never done one successfully in my life.
Sonansu is best Pokemon
... I can't whistle... except for one solitary instance in which I did it accidentally.
I can't do a push up, nor can I whistle
banner stolen from tumblr. Yes, I cheated and didn't make it myself.
*do a Vulcan salute with my right hand (honestly I don't know how easy it is, I was just always able to do it with my left hand)
3DS FC: 3179-6150-0900
Learning that theres a full community of people here that also cant click their fingers or tie shoelaces in that crazy "normal" way has really put me at ease.
I'll be sleeping soundly tonight. Cheers, fellow weirdos.
I can't wink with my right eye.
I can't ride a bike.
I can't do push-ups at all (my attempts look as if I was fornicating with the ground).
I can't read anything inside a car without getting dizzy.
I can't flirt, not that I need it anyway.
I can't say no when someone asks me for money.
I can't swear.
I can't dance... I don't want to either, it's like a life rule.
I can't dress up either. My other life rule.
I can't cross the street when the traffic light is red; most pedestrians do and I just stand there.
I can't give direct hugs.
I can't air kiss.
I can't blow up balloons, I can't tie them either.
I can't comment on a stranger woman like other men do between them.
I can't party. I just don't like it.
I can't not act submissive to other people. Double negatives FTW.
I can't cut my fingernails frequently like most men do. I love having womanly hands for some reason.
It doesn't matter if you aren't going to reach the goal, as long as you're still happy doing the trajectory.
I can't breathe outside on Guy Fawkes
I can't start a friendship with someone I meet in person first
I can't stand up after doing 21 consecutive push ups
I can't get pregnant
I can't learn to drive
I can't binge drink
- snap fingers
- touch my toes (well this is made dangerous now)
- butter bread (dumb dyspraxia)
I can't rollerblade
I can't read books
I can't drive
I can't hug
I can't kiss
I can't drink juice or flavored water.
I can't snap my fingers... tried to learn but just can't get it:(
...I thought I'd be in the minority when it came to not being able to whistle or snap my fingers. I feel better about both now. At least I can blow bubblegum bubbles! The trick is to stick your tongue right into the bubblegum before you start blowing.
A world of pure imagination...
Finbar of Sevenwaters, Son of the Shadows.I am the beat of a swan's wing on the breath of the wind. I am the secret at the heart of the standing stone. I am the island in the wild sea. I am the fire in the head of the seer. I am neither of that world nor of this.
I can't whistle with fingers. I can, however, do so with my lips. Not as loud, but usually for tunes.