Thread: Weirdest dream you ever had?

A dream where my friend and I walked around the mall/shopping centre, and everyone in my class/grade meets me in a shop, and starts laughing for no reason.

Oh, I remember having a dream stowawaying on a barge from here to america.
Then some other kids attacked me. I went to the police, but you know them
They arrested me and the other kids to be questioned.
Then I flew away on a Staravia... Ok the last sentence is false
but the rest is true.

Two pygmy elephants live in mud around my shed.
They are up to their shoulder in mud.
Anyone that needs to get something from the shed would get a serious ass wooping.

Dawn rejected Kenny for Ash, so Kenny went evil. He built a castle. Ash and co and I infiltrated the castle, but then discovered that he was plotting to turn everyone in the world into cheese sticks.

WHAT WAS I SMOKING.

I can remember a weird bit in my dream last night when I jumped onto Hayley Williams' back and started attacking her and pulling her hair and stuff, lol. I don't know why I did that cause she's cool :p

I once had a fully-lucid dream, and I was on a bus (I commute, you see), and someone who looked like they might be my Spanish teacher's younger sister was there, so I decided to make her do a backflip (to entertain me). She did nothing. A few moments later, ANOTHER PASSENGER ACTUALLY LEANED TOWARD HER, TAPPED HER ON THE SHOULDER AND REMINDED HER TO DO A BACKFLIP!

My one isn't so much crazy, but it is weird because it's just so simple, and not really significant or dream-worthy... Let me just tell you what it was:

Everything was black. There were two vertical red lines in the distance. They came close, like as if I were moving into them, and finally, as soon as I went through them, I woke up.

Can someone please tell me what the hell that was supposed to signify!?

I remember I had a dream before B/W came out. I was at a mall and there was a stand with a bunch of stuff imported from Japan. One of those things happened to be Pokemon White.

Probably the one in which I was a tree.

Seriously, I have a lot of weird dreams.

This a dream that I had in August 2010 (Note that there is one disgusting part):

A flamingo walked into my house, and it was being very annoying. My mom was on her laptop, and she told me that I couldn't take it upstairs. Disobeying my mom, I took it up to my parents room, opened the window, and tossed it out. I thought that the flamingo would fly away (Since flamingos can fly in real life), but instead, it landed on the ground and it looked like it was sitting down. Then, randomly, there was snow on the ground (But not on the flamingo). I went outside (It was 70 degrees and yet it had snow :-P), and this little girl who was walking in our yard with her mom (Tresspassers!!!!!!) said "YOU KILLED IT!". I was like "What?" and then I looked at the flamingo. (This is the disgusting part) Even though it was dead for only a couple minutes, maggots were crawling all over it. My brother tried to scare me with a maggot, and the little girl kicked me in the shin. Then, I woke up.


And no, I would NEVER kill a flamingo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a really strange one the other night, where I seemed to be in an apartment that I can't recognize. I walked down a short drywall hallway that was dimly illuminated by lamplight until it l-shaped off to the left. Then I saw the lamps, two on either side (like these) of an open doorway. Then the shadows of the lamps stretched way to right like you see in those high-speed clips of shadows stretching in the evening, and a bloody male figure wearing casual clothes with messy hair appeared right in front of the lamps at my left, and starting walking toward me, but his eyes were fixated in a completely different direction. I freaked out and ran through the doorway, but my clothing literally snagged on the lamp and the figure grabbed my shoulder. Then I woke up.

I wonder what it means. I've never dreamed about lamps and spirits, that's for sure. Maybe the lamps are symbolic or something. o.o

Here's another totally wierd one that I had last week:

I had a dream that a random BMGf member (Don't know who) went to my school. The BMGf member looked like this girl in my World Cultures class. All of a sudden, an 18 century guy with a white wig and a navy blue jacket with a schnauzer told me "Come with me". I followed him, and he took me to this outhouse(?) on wooden beams, and the outhouse was in this summer camp that I go to every year. We went up stairs to get to it (And the outhouse was 20 feet in the air), and we went inside. The inside of the outhouse was painted completely white, there were electric light on the ceiling, it had one window, it had 1 bathroom stall(?), and it had a sink. I knew that the guy was gonna rape me(?), so I opened the door and pushed him down the stairs (The schnauzer staying in the outhouse), and he broke a leg. The schnauzer went into a stall, and I hurridly went down the steps. The BMGf member got mad at me for killing him (?), even though he only broke a leg. All of a sudden, my alarm clock went off, and I woke up.


Why do my recent dreams have me doing violence, when I'm against violence in real life?