If you had to come up with a wacky/humorous way to scold your children, what would you do? I'd either show them clover field and tell them it's real, or pay Tara Strong a few hundred grand to read them my copy of the divine comedy as a bedtime story in her Raven voice. It has to be Raven. They get to at least canto 24 or my money back. They would preferably be toddlers, but it would work at any age. God I miss Teen Titans.
As a note: violent acts/acts of cruelty to children/etc is not what is meant by this thread. Everything posted here must be a humorous or witty way to scold/punish a child, and must not include any violent acts towards a child. This is meant as a joke, please only post things that would not harm a child and are meant purely for humour.