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    If you had to come up with a wacky/humorous way to scold your children, what would you do? I'd either show them clover field and tell them it's real, or pay Tara Strong a few hundred grand to read them my copy of the divine comedy as a bedtime story in her Raven voice. It has to be Raven. They get to at least canto 24 or my money back. They would preferably be toddlers, but it would work at any age. God I miss Teen Titans.

    As a note: violent acts/acts of cruelty to children/etc is not what is meant by this thread. Everything posted here must be a humorous or witty way to scold/punish a child, and must not include any violent acts towards a child. This is meant as a joke, please only post things that would not harm a child and are meant purely for humour.
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    Default Re: If you could be cruel to your kids only once...

    i'd skip the opportunity and not be cruel, like any sane parent would. terrorising a child, even if it's just once, is really fucked up.

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    Default Re: If you could be cruel to your kids only once...

    It's not meant seriously. We've all been cruel to friends and family, and I'm not implying that children as somewhat lesser beings but in the act of pulling a prank on your kids generally a parent does not intend to scar or emotionally damage. Besides, it's a bloody joke.

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    Default Re: If you could be cruel to your kids only once...

    Quote Originally Posted by reshikrom View Post
    It's not meant seriously. We've all been cruel to friends and family, and I'm not implying that children as somewhat lesser beings but in the act of pulling a prank on your kids generally a parent does not intend to scar or emotionally damage. Besides, it's a bloody joke.
    I'd recommend not doing it - even if it's a joke.

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    Default Re: If you could be cruel to your kids only once...

    It is a joke to such a degree that you are not meant to actually do it.

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    Default Re: If you could be cruel to your kids only once...

    Quote Originally Posted by reshikrom View Post
    It is a joke to such a degree that you are not meant to actually do it.

    Do you seriously have to do something that is regarded as 'cruel'?

    And if you intentionally planned to do it, then you meant to do it. Joke or not, this isn't exactly funny.

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    Default Re: Humorous Punishments for Kids

    I added a bit of clarification on what this thread can allow in the OP, so there shouldn't be any more disagreements on the intention of this thread. Please, if you could stop the debate about being harmful to children, that would be wonderful. c:

    If I wanted a humorous way to scold a child, I'd probably wait 'til they got home from school, then hide somewhere in the house and see their reaction to being unable to find me. Obviously, if they were starting to panic, I'd come out of hiding. ^^;;

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    Default Re: Humorous Punishments for Kids

    I guess if I were to have kids I'd pull dad pranks on them, like on Christmas I'd box something they'd really want inside something they'd hate, like putting a console in a furniture box. Look on their face will be priceless!
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    Default Re: Humorous Punishments for Kids

    At last, someone who is on topic.

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    Default Re: Humorous Punishments for Kids

    hmmmm, give a child ( you know) and give him a flat DS (no access to charger) and watch him/or her get they hopes up

    put something just out of reach of a child what they really want

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