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    Did you hear the one about the construction site? Oh wait, I'm still working on it.
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    How many Twitter users does it take to change a lightbulb?

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    what did one geodude say to the other geodude?
    lets roll
    i love cheesy jokes
    whats the difference between a piano and fish
    you can tune a piano but you tuna fish
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    How many Social-media-addicted girls are needed to change a lightbulb?

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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?



    What did Zero say to the number eight?



    What does a vegan zombie eat?



    A man didn't like his haircut, but it started to grow on him.

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    The other day, I went to a zoo. There was only a dog. It was a shih-tzu.
    I kissed you in the water and made your dry lips sing
    I saw you look like a Japanese baby
    In an instant I remembered everything...

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    A neutron walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, "How much is a drink?"

    The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
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    What do you call potato chips that are on fire?

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    I think old age pensioners should be shot at birth.

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    One person in a cemetary says to the other "morning" he replies "no I'm just walking through".

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    Here's one I heard awhile back.


    What's the difference between a musician and a bench?



    If I hear some more music-related jokes that make me laugh, I'll be sure to share them.
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    I saw the "Why was 6 afraid of 7?" anti-joke near the beginning of this thread, and it reminded me of a hilarious chapter from a oneshot collection of a friend of mine. Even if you don't know that much about the original Yu-Gi-Oh! anime, I'm sure you'll find this funny. You can read it here.

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    What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?


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