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    Default Re: HA! Don't make me laugh! - Humor Thread

    I have two, slightly racist jokes that might make you laugh or cringe:
    What do you call a poor jew? Hebroke!
    What do you call a Spanish clown? A mexican.
    "Funneh bunneh and the dammut Bahamut go on an adventure!"-Chespin Circa 2009

    I sure was funner back then, possibly even stupider....

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    On a spur of the moment decision, I have decided to post a Wales-related joke. ;w;

    What do call an Englishman holding a bottle of champagne after a Six Nations game?
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    Okay I have another one, but its going to be in a spoiler cause of the context.
    "Funneh bunneh and the dammut Bahamut go on an adventure!"-Chespin Circa 2009

    I sure was funner back then, possibly even stupider....

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    1. Teacher: Ann, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    Ann: I is -
    Teacher: No, Ann. Always say, "I am".
    Ann: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

    2. Some actual excerpts from newspapers:
    - Illiterate? Write today for free help.
    - We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
    - Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

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    Also, in honor of Communist Occupied Korea's recent aggression...


    Last edited by TheMissingno.; 7th March 2013 at 12:28 PM.
    That's nice.

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    Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."

    "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"

    God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."

    Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."

    God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."

    Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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    Teacher lecturing on population: "In India after every 10 seconds a woman gives birth to a kid."
    Sardar stands up: "We must find and stop her!"

    Sardar: "Why are all these people running?"
    Man: "This is a race, the winner will get the cup."
    Sardar: "If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?"

    Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense."
    Sardar: "The future tense is "you will go to jail".

    Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
    After much thought he wrote: Yes!

    Sardar told his servant: "Go and water the plants."
    Servant: "It's already raining."
    Sardar: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

    Postman: "I had to travel 5 miles to deliver you this package".
    Sardar: "Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.."

    Sardar's wish: "When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving."

    Sardar at an Art Gallery: "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?"
    Art dealer: "I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!"

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    Poverty:

    Man: "You see Mr. Interviewer, when we have money we eat with bare hands. But if we don't have money, we use forks and spoons."
    Interviewer: "Isn't that in reverse?"
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    Man: "How the heck do you eat INSTANT CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP with bare hands?!"
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    I've got some good Pokemon jokes. :P

    Q: What did the Chikorita say on Halloween?
    A: Chik-or-treet-a!

    Q: Why does a Farfetch'd always carry a wooden stick on its wings?
    A: Because it can't afford a gold one!

    Q: Why can a Clefable playh the trebble clef while a Clafairy can't?
    A: Because a Clefable is CLEF able.
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    Tips for falling in love with me:

    Hey Doctor~ jigeum idaero gajinanha
    Juchehalsu eomneun ikkeullime neowa naega hana

    OVERDOSE
    Hey doctor, it won’t go like this
    You and I will become one with the uncontrollable attraction

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltaire Magneton View Post
    Tips for falling in love with me:

    Why do you want me to fall in love with you?

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    Blond Joke:




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    When is a nap not a nap?




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    Why was the Asian unhappy with his one night stand?

    Hey Doctor~ jigeum idaero gajinanha
    Juchehalsu eomneun ikkeullime neowa naega hana

    OVERDOSE
    Hey doctor, it won’t go like this
    You and I will become one with the uncontrollable attraction

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    Here, have some more Pokemon jokes. :3

    Why didn't Meowth want to battle?


    When do you take your Pokémon to the doctor?


    Name a low fat Pokémon.
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    Have you heard the one about the farmer with a university degree?

    That's nice.

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