I hope it isn't sad that I'm actually laughing at some of these jokes x)
I can't remember all those simple teacher-and-student jokes, but some I remember.
that most of you might already know
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Student: I wake up early.
Student: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but that is the lowest mark I can give you.
Teacher: At least there's one good thing I can say about your son.
Parent: What's that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
...I am terrible. =w=
Ready for a Missingno. original?
The United States is still on the English unit system (feet, inches, miles, etc.), but a lot of people think that we should switch to metric because it is a lot more simple. Why do I think we should stick with English? Because I have a foot fetish.
I think sentret's face is funny
Pokemon BONK Version - YouTube
@Mintaka; Here's a classic for you. :B
Teacher: David, how do you spell "quotient"?
Teacher: That's incorrect.
Student: No it isn't, that's how I've always spelled "quotient".
Valentines Day Jokes!
Have you ever experienced loving a person who is ready to climb the highest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, fight the most dangerous animals on a forest...
Just to leave you alone? <///3
My love for you is like a candle:
If you forget about me, I'm going to burn everything you OWN!
One morning, a Hell's Angel goes into a coffee bar and orders a large cappuccino. As he is about to leave, he asks the waitress for his bill.
"Two pounds sixty," she says.
The Hell's Angel produces 260 penny coins, drops them on the floor and leaves.
This happens every morning for the next few days until one morning the Hell's Angel wants to pay with a fiver. Gotcha, thinks the waitress, who has been waiting for this day to get her revenge: she drops 240 pennies onto the floor.
"Your change," she says with a smug little smile.
The Hell's Angel produces a 20 pence coin and places it on the table.
"Another large cappuccino, please."
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Genie In Teh Bottle:
Ugly Girl: A bottle! *rubs it*
Genie: What is your wish?
Ugly Girl: I want to be beautiful!
Genie: Okay, open the bottle, please.
Ugly Girl: And I would be beautiful?
Genie: No, I'll just return back to the bottle.