I'm just kidding, make me laugh please. This will be the Outside the Box humor thread! Post jokes and whatnot or any kind of anecdote that isn't considered a joke but is still funny(?)!
Both the constitutions of the United States and the Soviet Union guarantee freedom of speech, but only the United States guarantees freedom after speech.
Freedom of speech is the same in America as it is in Soviet Russia. In America, you could stand in front of the white house and yell "I hate Reagan!" as much as you want and you won't be arrested, just as in Soviet Russia you could stand in front of the Kremlin and yell "I hate Reagan!" and you won't get arrested.
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.
Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
One day, hear knock on door.
Man ask "Who is?"
"Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"
Man is very excite and opens door.
Man at door say "Just kidding, is secret police."