Someone with a nice set of tits.
Personality and skills
-Sweet and kind
-Likes similar video games as me
-Is willing to play games with me
-Can cook (I'm not that good, plus it's nice to not have to do it ALL the time)
-Not clingy, is willing to give me space every so often
-Taller than me (Not hard to accomplish)
-Short, straight brown hair (A little curling is okay, but I'm not crazy about afros or ringlets.)
-No beard. Stubble is nice, but I'm not a fan of fully fledged beards.
Okay, to sum up appearances, if you look like Murphy Pendleton, that'd be great.
-Preferably wears glasses
-Long hair. I mean proper shoulder length stuff, probably chestnut
-Great body, don't mind if the butt is a bit flat
-Doesn't give two shits about appearance too much
-Isn't a sheep. I know so many girls who act like everyone else and its sad.
-Isn't a bitch. Again, so many girls ruined by such traits.
"Funneh bunneh and the dammut Bahamut go on an adventure!"-Chespin Circa 2009
I sure was funner back then, possibly even stupider....
-Intelligent and values education.
-Can carry on conversations about various "high culture" topics I care about (like classic literature or films, classical music, etc.) but isn't a snob - and particularly, won't make fun of me for some of my geekier or more "embarrassing" pop cultural interests.
-Open-minded, not sexist, racist, homophobic, etc.
-Nice person, funny, all that kind of stuff.
-Is not someone who is "clingy" or needs to be in a relationship to be happy. Independent and will give me my own space.
-Has at least some interest in politics/what is going on in the world. And probably left-of-center - otherwise, I think we'd be constantly at each others' throats.
-Gives at least a few shits about basic personal hygiene/how they present themselves to the world. So sick of dudes with greasy hair. Ugggghhhh puke in my mouth.
I could probably think of more if I wanted, but these are the basics.
Physically, in men I don't like them to be shorter than me, and I'm not that into long-haired guys (mostly because 99% of them can't take care of it, so it ties into the "hygiene" thing above). In women, I generally prefer them on the femme side of things, though there are exceptions. (Basically, if you look like Sailor Uranus or short-haired Riza Hawkeye. Those are my exceptions.) I usually am into people who have kind of a geeky or scholarly look to them. Glasses, sweaters, you know what I mean.
Hi, I'm Rose. I love music, alcohol, pointless Internet debates and being a snob about my choices in entertainment. I write a lot. You can read some of my writing at Autostraddle.com, the best site for LBTQ women on the Internet, where I am a staff writer. Or the funhouse that is my tumblr. I also write music sometimes, and post the better fruits of my labors on my SoundCloud.
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