Someone with a nice set of tits.
Personality and skills
-Sweet and kind
-Likes similar video games as me
-Is willing to play games with me
-Can cook (I'm not that good, plus it's nice to not have to do it ALL the time)
-Not clingy, is willing to give me space every so often
-Taller than me (Not hard to accomplish)
-Short, straight brown hair (A little curling is okay, but I'm not crazy about afros or ringlets.)
-No beard. Stubble is nice, but I'm not a fan of fully fledged beards.
Okay, to sum up appearances, if you look like Murphy Pendleton, that'd be great.
-Preferably wears glasses
-Long hair. I mean proper shoulder length stuff, probably chestnut
-Great body, don't mind if the butt is a bit flat
-Doesn't give two shits about appearance too much
-Isn't a sheep. I know so many girls who act like everyone else and its sad.
-Isn't a bitch. Again, so many girls ruined by such traits.
"Funneh bunneh and the dammut Bahamut go on an adventure!"-Chespin Circa 2009
I sure was funner back then, possibly even stupider....
-Intelligent and values education.
-Can carry on conversations about various "high culture" topics I care about (like classic literature or films, classical music, etc.) but isn't a snob - and particularly, won't make fun of me for some of my geekier or more "embarrassing" pop cultural interests.
-Open-minded, not sexist, racist, homophobic, etc.
-Nice person, funny, all that kind of stuff.
-Is not someone who is "clingy" or needs to be in a relationship to be happy. Independent and will give me my own space.
-Has at least some interest in politics/what is going on in the world. And probably left-of-center - otherwise, I think we'd be constantly at each others' throats.
-Gives at least a few shits about basic personal hygiene/how they present themselves to the world. So sick of dudes with greasy hair. Ugggghhhh puke in my mouth.
I could probably think of more if I wanted, but these are the basics.
Physically, in men I don't like them to be shorter than me, and I'm not that into long-haired guys (mostly because 99% of them can't take care of it, so it ties into the "hygiene" thing above). In women, I generally prefer them on the femme side of things, though there are exceptions. (Basically, if you look like Sailor Uranus or short-haired Riza Hawkeye. Those are my exceptions.) I usually am into people who have kind of a geeky or scholarly look to them. Glasses, sweaters, you know what I mean.
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By priority order:
Likes my company
Humble (at least tries to be)
Dream Girl would be;
- Somewhat goodie-two
- Generally intelligent
- Unique. Very important
- Has her own goals and life
- Willing to listen and be open
- Laughs at the same stuff
- Good sense of style
Those are the general peices.
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Cute? I think I'll go with sexy.
Little odd. I guess I like a girl who isn't too typical, someone with interesting hobbies and shit.
'Likes trying new things.' Well, we all know what I'm inferring here.
skydivingI'm not bothered either way.
Pretty smile? Duh.
Exists. I consider this the kind of thing that doesn't need mentioning. Shitty attempt at humour.
Dark? I'll take a blonde now. Tastes change.
Isn't an ex. hah.
maglev is invisible
+ Beautiful, or at least tries to be
+ Natural, in terms of personality, appearance and environment
+ Does not restrict me
+ Have artistic skills or inclinations
+ Shares the same values
A place where I store stuff that I create. Ascension Drive. | Fizzy Bubbles
-Someone who I can have a good time with and can have good conversations with me.
-Someone who I am physically attracted to, obviously. Even if it's just a little bit, I think it's important to be attracted to your partner.
-Someone who doesn't take himself too seriously and knows how to laugh at himself.
-Someone who I think is intelligent.
-Someone who takes care of himself appearance-wise.
-It'd be nice if they have some of the same common interests as me as well, such as video games, horror stuff, maybe pop culture......at least one of the three.
-And someone who likes cats. Because a real man likes cats. :3
I must be physically attracted to her.
She must be capable of showing empathy/sympathy.
She must be into Heavy Metal about as much as I am, and willing to let me take her to any concert I go to that she is able to attend.
She must be easy to talk to, and generally easy going.
She has to be very lovable as well as loving. I'm going to show her affection and she better be okay with that to the point of being able to give it back.
She must NOT be unwilling to be open with me emotionally or otherwise. Furthermore, I would prefer that she don't be incredibly secretive in general.
She must NOT have commitment issues.
She must NOT take life too seriously, and have a good sense of humor and thick skin.
She must NOT be ignorant. They don't have to be stupid, but they must not assume they know everything and think they're never wrong.
She must be a cat person. I've got two and I'm not getting rid of them.
As an fyi, my current girlfriend fits all of these qualities. I'm quite happy.
I guess ABSOLUTELY IDEAL would be
>Either beautifully long hair, or adorably short hair, not in-between
>Can stomach me acting like a Food Network superstar every time I cook some shitty recipe off their website
>Deep, hypnotic eyes
>Slightly, charmingly quirky in personality/appearance
>Nice body (to keep things classily worded, plus I have a very vast range of definitions for this)
>Enjoys retro gaming and my arcade collection, hundreds of points if they can kick my ass at them
>Likes power metal or classic rock or really any rock
>Funny, actually enjoys my horrible jokes and attempts at humor
>Likes my shitty fanfic (okay not really)
>Good writer, can be an editor for me while letting me an editor for her (on my serious stuff, not on my fanfic, to clarify)
>Either politically similar or open to FRIENDLY debate on the subject, or agreement to disagree
>Strong-willed, independent, can rant as passionately about random bullshit as I can
>Is open to my awesome and fabulous fashion sense and lets me help her shop for fucking awesome outfits
Ahhhhh a fellow can dream.
Dream guy? Let's see now...
-has to be cute, funny, smart, compassionate, sympathetic, loving, kind-hearted, calm at times (in a nutshell, pretty much a guy version of me XD)
- *must* have a real job
-has to *not* expect me to do what women are stereotypically "meant" to do
-loves birds, dogs, cats, sea life
-understands my interest in gardening
-loves video games and loves RPGs
-likes soundtracks and instrumental music
-takes personal hygiene seriously
-acts like himself all the time
-doesn't smoke or drink
-wouldn't think of me as inferior
-isn't a picky eater
-can handle my food cravings and moody spells
-can be months younger than me, otherwise older, but was still born in the 90s
-taller than me (I myself am short, so I'd want someone who can carry me and stuff x3)
-shares same or similar values
-must understand I'm not girly
-must understand that I don't want kids
That's all I can think of for now!
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