The Bulbagarden Conversational Chat Thread Vol 4

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Who plays with doorknobs when they see hot things like fire?

Dude, warm blooded creatures are well... warm.

I don't see what you are trying to get at with your 'doorknobs' and 'hot surfaces'.

Fine, I was talking about masturbation and how it's a bad thing to masturbate to non-human characters such as Midna, because it's socially unacceptable, which is why the character must be a human. Now I regret what I've post.

[Karma Kidd]

Who plays with doorknobs when they see hot things like fire?

Dude, warm blooded creatures are well... warm.

I don't see what you are trying to get at with your 'doorknobs' and 'hot surfaces'.

Fine, I was talking about masturbation and how it's a bad thing to masturbate to non-human characters such as Midna, because it's socially unacceptable, which is why the character must be a human.

Woah, hold on there cowboy!

Your talkin bout masturbation?

How are you playing with doorknobs while looking at hot surfaces at the SAME time????

[Taliesyn]

Dude, what the hell did I just walk into?

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Woah, hold on there cowboy!

Your talkin bout masturbation?

How are you playing with doorknobs while looking at hot surfaces at the SAME time????

I'm really starting to despise you not taking me seriously.

[Karma Kidd]

Dude, what the hell did I just walk into?

I don't know, Ghetsis apparently is doing STRANGE things with doorknobs.

While looking at hot surfaces.

Woah, hold on there cowboy!

Your talkin bout masturbation?

How are you playing with doorknobs while looking at hot surfaces at the SAME time????

I'm really starting to despise you not taking me seriously.

We can always take marriage counseling later.

First I want to know how tickling your pickle is possible while playing with doorknobs while staring at a hot surface.

[Taliesyn]

Dude, what the hell did I just walk into?

I don't know, Ghetsis apparently is doing STRANGE things with doorknobs.

While looking at hot surfaces.

Um.

I'd worked out that much myself.

And that is weird.

[Karma Kidd]

Dude, what the hell did I just walk into?

I don't know, Ghetsis apparently is doing STRANGE things with doorknobs.

While looking at hot surfaces.

Um.

I'd worked out that much myself.

And that is weird.

Where I come from, doorknobs are for putting on doors, not for these strange past time activities.

And usually hot surfaces are for cooking, not staring at.

Duh.

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

We can always take marriage counseling later.

First I want to know how tickling your pickle is possible while playing with doorknobs while staring at a hot surface.

You don't get it, do you?

"Playing with your doorknob" is suppose to be one of the many terms of masturbation, and "hot" is suppose to describe fanservice pics. It's almost as if you're trying to troll me.

[TheCapsFan]

Guys guys guys. When I said Midna was le awesome I didn't mean it in that way. o_O I meant the role she played in the plot of the game was awesome. Geez, took that a bit too far eh?

[Ferbgor]

@Fabled Mocker; Remember what happened last time.
@TheCapsFan; People nowadays.

[Karma Kidd]

We can always take marriage counseling later.

First I want to know how tickling your pickle is possible while playing with doorknobs while staring at a hot surface.

You don't get it, do you?

"Playing with your doorknob" is suppose to be one of the many terms of masturbation, and "hot" is suppose to describe fanservice pics. It's almost as if you're trying to troll me.

Oh shoot.

Your telling me you were talkin bout masturbation this WHOLE time???

By golly, I feel right ashamed of my ignoramus

You should of just said you liked to slap your monkey, THEN I would understand.

Gosh, I feel right down stupid for not catching all those subtle hints.

I only have one question left.

So, do you or do you NOT scratch the doggie while playing with doorknobs? While looking at hot stove tops?

[TheMissingno.]

Woah, hold on there cowboy!

Your talkin bout masturbation?

How are you playing with doorknobs while looking at hot surfaces at the SAME time????

I'm really starting to despise you not taking me seriously.

I, on the other hand, am quite entertained by him not taking you seriously.

[Ferbgor]

I'm outta here. Adios amigos. Como te llama?

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

I only have one question left.

So, do you or do you NOT scratch the doggie while playing with doorknobs? While looking at hot stove tops?

If what my brain is telling me is true, then no matter answer I pick, you'll just poke fun of me for either one of them. So nice try.

[Karma Kidd]

Woah, hold on there cowboy!

Your talkin bout masturbation?

How are you playing with doorknobs while looking at hot surfaces at the SAME time????

I'm really starting to despise you not taking me seriously.

I, on the other hand, am quite entertained by him not taking you seriously.

Whatchoo talkin bout?

I mean every word I ever say ever.

Ever.

I was completely serious business that whole conversation.

It was just my ignoramus that was blinding me from Ghetsis's intellectual thoughts.

I only have one question left.

So, do you or do you NOT scratch the doggie while playing with doorknobs? While looking at hot stove tops?

If what my brain is telling me is true, then no matter answer I pick, you'll just poke fun of me for either one of them. So nice try.

Partna, you saying I'm trolling or something?

Don't ya know that's illegal here?

I find that quite offensive.

I was legitimately confused.