Guys, guys, guys, there is only ONE certifiable sure fire way to impress a chick.
Now gather around closely children as I unveil the secrets that pimps have handed down throughout the ages...
But I love you too @Raizhu;! *coughs*
Umm... Exor... I... I... You have no idea? That's fine with me.
Awh, but my heart belongs to Missy/tish facos/Moll/Haruhi. :c
My heart belongs to
I can't even say that shit with a straight face.
Silly children, I don't have a heart.
That depends... How long have you known her? You joined in December right? And I kinda left at that time for a few months... Meaning... You couldn't have known... Hehe. I liked her before you knew her. She kinda knew this, kinda didn't. I kinda like her, but I realise to myself, "she's like 5 years older" or something. I told her I was joking but I'm not sure... But with me "everything that moves..." except it's restricted to women my age or older, human and they're not older than 35... HAHAHAHA. I'm so weird. And not perverse... Or am I? Do I seem perverse?
Who is he? Oh gosh, not him... Wait, who is it?
He has been on the forums much longer than his join date would lead you to believe.
Endermen can't go through doors stupid, it's not ghosts or fire.
But seriously guys, I hate when people throw around the word "Love" like its fucking candy.
If you like someone, you have a crush. You are not in love.
You don't even know what love is! So why would you say it?
Wait, I'm so confused... *looks at who's browsing* I'm a good liar though right? Who are you?