Thread: Your last thought when taking a dump

"The last half of that one was really slippery!"

- a few moments later -

"Oh, that's because it was liquid. Intredasting."

"Why does the cat pick now to try and sit on my lap?! I'm kinda busy here!"

"Ugh, I shouldn't have eaten those beans yesterday."

I think in my mind "This would be embarasing if a Pokemon saw me like this!?!"

I thought nothing.

Literally nothing.

"Too inconsistent again, what's wrong with my digestion?? I'll have to use a lot of paper again"

"Gah. It smells like corn!"

"Man, I hope I don't break a blood vessel or something...!"

"has anyone ever been so far as to decide what to do more like?"

I still cannot the whole question yet.

"HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST! I'M RELEASED FROM THIS DEMON!"

When I need to badly take a dump, real bad.

"Holy crap, that hurt!"

It really did. I thought I tore something.

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

About the story of the book I was reading

My awesome six pack abs.

I was watching a TV show so ...
Yeah I ahve TV that I can watch on my bathroom :)