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    Default Your last thought when taking a dump

    I thought about life and stuff. And then I thought, stink.

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    I thought "oh bloody hell, this smells... I feel sorry for the next bloke who walks in here."
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    Default Re: Your last thought when taking a dump

    simple. "OH SHIT!"

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    What is this I don't even-

    I think, "Initiate launch...5....4...3...2........1."
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    Default Re: Your last thought when taking a dump

    Ugh, ack, oh come on... hurughhuh, you can do this. Concentrate, Jack, concentrate. Goddammit, ugh... Ah, there we go.

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    "the whole world depends on this drop right now"

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    «After my Lassie customising y'be holding up all your tiny insect hoofs AND WORSHIPPING ME!»
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    Default Re: Your last thought when taking a dump

    Probably something to do with my Pokémon lists I'm doing.

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    Wow, strange yet funny thread.

    Well, usually about a book I'm reading or how I feel sooo much better.....

    I got a letter... The name on the envelope said... Mary... my wife's name.

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    "I hope no one else walks into the bathroom."

    Seriously, college bathrooms. If a stall is closed and you don't hear a tinkle or the toilet paper roll, it's like a giant neon sign "SOMEONE IS CRAPPING HERE".
    "Let us go early to the vineyards to see if the pomegranates are in bloom - there I will give you my love."

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    Default Re: Your last thought when taking a dump

    "Hey, that looks like a Diglett."

    Who is this git?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NfiNity View Post
    Wow, strange yet funny thread.

    Well, usually about a book I'm reading or how I feel sooo much better.....
    Yeah right, girls don't poop. ::)

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    "Huh, this load was pretty full."

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    DAYUMM THAT IS BIG!

    How am I supposed to flush!


    I just think about crapping in my neighbors yard instead just to be a dick.

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    I love how it's mostly guys here. Most guys can talk about this kind of thing without freaking out. Me... I don't do such things... >_>

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