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  1. 27th January 2012, 08:30 PM #1
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    Default Your last thought when taking a dump

    I thought about life and stuff. And then I thought, stink.
  2. 29th January 2012, 09:43 PM #2
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    I thought "oh bloody hell, this smells... I feel sorry for the next bloke who walks in here."
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    simple. "OH SHIT!"
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  4. 29th January 2012, 10:21 PM #4
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    Default Re: Your last thought when taking a dump

    What is this I don't even-

    I think, "Initiate launch...5....4...3...2........1."
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    Default Re: Your last thought when taking a dump

    Ugh, ack, oh come on... hurughhuh, you can do this. Concentrate, Jack, concentrate. Goddammit, ugh... Ah, there we go.
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    "the whole world depends on this drop right now"
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  7. 29th January 2012, 10:52 PM #7
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    Default Re: Your last thought when taking a dump

    This frequently goes through my mind when I am taking a dump.
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    Default Re: Your last thought when taking a dump

    Probably something to do with my Pokémon lists I'm doing.
  9. 31st January 2012, 11:56 AM #9
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    Default Re: Your last thought when taking a dump

    Wow, strange yet funny thread.

    Well, usually about a book I'm reading or how I feel sooo much better.....

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    Default Re: Your last thought when taking a dump

    "I hope no one else walks into the bathroom."

    Seriously, college bathrooms. If a stall is closed and you don't hear a tinkle or the toilet paper roll, it's like a giant neon sign "SOMEONE IS CRAPPING HERE".
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    "Hey, that looks like a Diglett."
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    Who is this git?
  12. 6th February 2012, 09:18 PM #12
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    Default Re: Your last thought when taking a dump

    Quote Originally Posted by NfiNity View Post
    Wow, strange yet funny thread.

    Well, usually about a book I'm reading or how I feel sooo much better.....
    Yeah right, girls don't poop. ::)
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    "Huh, this load was pretty full."
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    Default Re: Your last thought when taking a dump

    DAYUMM THAT IS BIG!

    How am I supposed to flush!

    I just think about crapping in my neighbors yard instead just to be a dick.
  15. 22nd February 2012, 07:54 PM #15
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    Default Re: Your last thought when taking a dump

    I love how it's mostly guys here. Most guys can talk about this kind of thing without freaking out. Me... I don't do such things... >_>
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